Seriously? OMG! WTF?

It’s 9/2
One year ago I had a massive stoke.
Before that I lost so many beloved family and friends,
And daddy
And then
Cousin Wayne

Yet still a survivor after this traumatic life I’ve been given so far…

And still so grateful,
Still so full of faith,
And STILL HERE! pic.twitter.com/psHokwiHij

— Pauley Perrette (@PauleyP) September 2, 2022

Pauley Perrette has not been as active on social media for the last year, and now we know why.

“It’s 9/2. One year ago I had a massive stroke,” the actress wrote. “Yet still a survivor after this traumatic life I’ve been given so far…And still so grateful, Still so full of faith, And STILL HERE!”

Hopefully, the 53-year-old will continue to be a survivor.

Pauley Perrette/Instagram

“I finally and happily retired! And this is what I was looking forward to!!! My rules in life now are if my #rescuedogs don’t care, it’s cool! I only answer to God and animals and plants now. WOOT!!!” she wrote. “Does ANYONE KNOW if there’s a legal and safe way to get a freaking #tattoo and #piercing in #LosAngeles now? I’m finally (after over 4 decades!!!) not under contract to a studio or a record company or a modeling agency and can do WHATEVER I WANT! I WANT new tattoos & piercings!”

Good thing she did 15 years on NCIS because that residual money is going to come in helpful.

Pauley Perrette loves herself so much that she has decided that she is the only person who can do so from now on. The actress declared, “I decided to be celibate and single for life. Best decision I ever made. Anyone else? I doubt it. No judgement. It is just healthy for me. :)”

Good for her for finding something that makes her happy. Sex makes me happy, so I will continue doing it. If I can find someone else to do it with.

Anyways back to Perrette, I guess NCIS now stands for No Chance In Sex!

Back in 2017, Pauley Perrette announced that she would be leaving NCIS at the end of that season. Surprising fans of the show because she is a fan favorite.

After she was done with the show, she claimed that she quit the drama because Mark Harmon’s dog attacked someone. Therefore, he said he would not bring the pitbull back into work, but when he did they got into an argument. After that, she then refused to shoot scenes with him.

That was then, today she has a different story. Fans keep asking her if they will see Abby again and she told them, “NO I AM NOT COMING BACK! EVER! (Please stop asking?) I am terrified of Harmon and him attacking me. I have nightmares about it. I have a new show that is SAFE AND HAPPY! You’ll love it! #HappyPlace Love y’all!”

Then she followed up that tweet with photos of the crew member who was attacked and said, “You think I didn’t expect blow back? You got me wrong. THIS happened To my crew member and I fought like hell to keep it from happening again! To protect my crew! And then I was physically assaulted for saying NO!?and I lost my job.”

Good thing Broke does not debut on CBS until midseason. I am sure the network is going to try to rectify this situation before it premieres. NCIS is CBS’s #1 show and its stars have huge fan bases but are the actors worth all the negativity they bring to the network? Michael Weatherly was accused of sexual harassment towards Eliza Dushku on the set of Bull and it cost the network almost $10 million. That show is still on the air and Perrette defended him.

You know, what goes on off camera on NCIS is more interesting than what we see on TV.