Seriously? OMG! WTF?

SIR Paul McCartney has turned to yoga to help him cope with the stress of his marriage split.The former Beatle has been attending private classes in The Hamptons in New York with actor Alec Baldwin and producer Lorne Michaels.Macca, 64, has been going three times a week to 90-minute private sessions of Hatha yoga – which are designed to provide "a balanced and wholesome approach to achieving perfect physical and mental health, happiness and tranquillity"."A close friend said: "Paul is a very fit and active guy who likes to stay in shape and has been doing a bit of yoga to help his emotional and physical well-being."The last few months have been incredibly difficult and he is aware of the need to look after himself. He finds yoga the perfect way to help him unwind and relax."

Daily Mirror

I think he needs more than Yoga to destress from his divorce.

While she is no stranger to stripping off for the camera, Heather Mills McCartney’s recent decision to pose nude was in better taste than her previous ‘educational’ soft-porn shoots.The estranged wife of Sir Paul McCartney was photographed without her clothes last month at her Surrey home to boost a charity close to her heart.According to her publicist, Heather had hoped the pictures would be used for a ‘I Would Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur’ campaign by PETA (People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals).In fact the images will not be used by the anti-fur charity. Indeed, the organisation, which has had close links with the McCartney family for nearly 20 years, last night confirmed they had ‘no plans’ to work with Heather in any campaigns.A spokesman for PETA told me: "We do not know where the story came from. PETA is not producing any naked ad campaign with Heather at all."Poignantly, the charity did confirm it is hoping to use Stella McCartney, Sir Paul’s fashion designer daughter, for a campaign later this year.It is the latest blow for 38-year-old former glamour model Heather, who has previously worked with PETA. A friend of the McCartneys told me: "She jumped on the PETA bandwagon when she married Paul, but really it was his late wife Linda’s thing. Heather getting involved was one of the issues that most infuriated Stella and Mary."PETA want to keep their links with the McCartneys and seem to be distancing themselves from Heather."

Daily Mail

She is going to be a no one a year from now. 

It was supposed to be a blissful summer holiday for the little girl at the centre of the pop world’s most acrimonious divorce.Instead Sir Paul McCartney’s daughter, Beatrice, has become the talk of East Hampton, the chic seaside resort where the two-year-old spent several days with her father before being collected by his estranged wife, Heather, with whom she is spending the rest of her American holiday. The 64-year-old ex-Beatle arrived in East Hampton by helicopter two weeks ago and was collected by a security guard in an old truck. East Hampton’s fabulously wealthy residents were amazed when they began to see Sir Paul pedalling through the town’s quaint streets on a pushbike in the afternoons, towing Beatrice in a buggy."He was sweating heavily the first time I saw him," one said. "He had clearly come quite a distance and it was a very hot day."He took Beatrice to the local playground. Most kids go there with their nannies so it was quite something to see this multi-millionaire cycling there and pushing his little girl on the swings. He was very patient with her. She complained she was uncomfortable because she was wearing a wet swimming costume so he had her take it off and wrung it out."Another dad told me that the only help he had at home was a part-time chef. He looked after Beatrice himself which I assume will be a big plus for him if he decides to go for custody, as everyone has been predicting."Another East Hampton resident said: "I was on the beach several days ago when I heard her crying and yelling. The people she was with tried to calm her down but finally they had to take her home."Beatrice flew into Heather’s arms when the former topless model arrived to collect her. The child is now staying at a rented house near East Hampton with her 38-year-old mother, who flew to the New York area after a trip to Los Angeles.Asked about Beatrice’s tantrums, Heather’s representative, Phil Hall, said: "I am not aware of the incidents but it is a difficult time for the family."

Daily Mail 

I hope he gets custody of Beatrice.

HEATHER Mills stripped off for an amazing erotic calendar shoot at the lodge on her estranged husband’s estate.It was just three weeks ago when the 38-year-old former model summoned a trusted photographer to the picturesque lakeside retreat at Peasmarsh, East Sussex, where she has been staying since her separation from Sir Paul McCartney.Sir Paul was away in London at the time.The lodge used to be one of the couple’s favourite places, where they shared quiet, intimate moments together. She peeled off her clothes and struck a series of different poses. There were 12 in all and Heather wore a different wig as she recreated images of Hollywood icons, including Marilyn Monroe.The shots – which Heather hoped would form part of a calendar for animal charity PETA’s I Would Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur campaign – are said to be "sensational", with her proudly displaying her new lithe form honed from almost daily visits to the gym. Everyone involved was sworn to secrecy.Last night a source said: "Heather wasn’t remotely embarrassed. It’s a photographer she has worked with for years and, remember, she has posed naked before. "She looked amazing and is justifiably incredibly proud of her body. And she wanted to show that, despite the stressful time she has been going through, she is determined to carry on with her life."She wanted to do something vivacious and sexy and this seemed like a perfect idea."The photographs were initially to be used for the 2007 calender for PETA, which Heather has long been a dedicated campaigner for.Her spokesman confirmed: "They are not lewd photographs. They are quite arty. Other celebrities have posed for nude calendar shots before for PETA. Heather hopes they will be used for a campaign for PETA in 2007 or 2008." But last night it appeared Heather had decided to put the project on hold during her divorce.A friend revealed: "Heather has decided that at such a sensitive time it’s not a good idea to be seen in such seemingly frivolous photographs."She has now instructed the photographer not to release them for the time being.

Daily Mirror

What a bitch to use his house. You know these pictures are going to leak out soon.

Sir Paul McCartney is to make a substantial donation to the Adopt-a-Minefield charity after his split from wife Heather caused him to pull out of a benefit gala.The former Beatle will give a reported £1.6 million to the organisation.He was due to perform at the annual fundraising event in Los Angeles in October.The McCartneys are patrons of the charity and have jointly hosted the star-studded gala for the past five years, with a performance by Sir Paul the main attraction.But Sir Paul, 64, pulled out last month and the event has been cancelled.The charity confirmed he had offered to make a donation, but stressed he was under no obligation to pay compensation for his missed performance.Keith Kelly, director of Adopt-a-Minefield UK, said: "This is not compensation and we have not asked for any money."Paul is not under any legal obligation but he has offered to make a donation."He wanted to do this because he realises that not having the event this year is a big financial blow to us. The event has been cancelled because losing Paul at such short notice meant it was very difficult for us to replace him."We have not yet received a cheque so I have no idea how much he will give. The event normally raises 1.5 million dollars (£792,000) to two million dollars (£1,056,000). Whether Paul is thinking of matching that or not, I can’t say."

Daily Snack

The charity will probally go under without him because no one cares about them without him.

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