Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Best Motion Picture: ''The Departed''

Lead Actor: Forest Whitaker, ''The Last King of Scotland''

Lead Actress: Helen Mirren, ''The Queen''

Supporting Actor: Alan Arkin, ''Little Miss Sunshine''

Supporting Actress: Jennifer Hudson, ''Dreamgirls''

Directing: Martin Scorsese, ''The Departed''

Foreign Language Film: ''The Lives of Others,'' Germany

Adapted Screenplay: William Monahan, ''The Departed''

Original Screenplay: Michael Arndt, ''Little Miss Sunshine''

Animated Feature Film: ''Happy Feet''

Art Direction: ''Pan's Labyrinth''

Cinematography: ''Pan's Labyrinth''

Sound Mixing: ''Dreamgirls''

Sound Editing: ''Letters From Iwo Jima''

Original Score: ''Babel,'' Gustavo Santaolalla

Original Song: ''I Need to Wake Up'' from ''An Inconvenient Truth,'' Melissa Etheridge

Costume: ''Marie Antoinette''

Documentary Feature: ''An Inconvenient Truth''

Documentary Short Subject: ''The Blood of Yingzhou District''

Film Editing: ''The Departed''

Makeup: ''Pan's Labyrinth''

Animated Short Film: ''The Danish Poet''

Live Action Short Film: ''West Bank Story''

Visual Effects: ''Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest''
I knew going into tonight's Oscars it was going to be painful because the noms were movies that no one went to see, nor would they really want to. That being said that is not why I did not like tonight's Oscars. I was so hoping for Ellen Degeneres to be amazing, but she way nervous and did nothing that memorable. Remind me if she did. The opening number with the noms went way too long. The dancers were cool, who created shapes or whatever they did, but I could've lived without them. The singing number between Jack Black, Will Ferrell and John C Reilly went on too long and again wasted way too much time. Why did Celine Dion sing? As is the case with every Oscars, too many clip specials for no reason and are again a waste of time. Just because Al Gore was there, did they have to spend so much time telling us this is a green Oscars…so I care because? And what about the unfunny intros into every freaking nomination, they were longer than any thank you speech. I mean seriously could they be any more wordy? They go off on the winners for long speeches and the producers of this show made everything longer than the winners 45 second acceptance speeches. This is about the winners so hopefully next year it will be more about the winners and less about the show. But since that never seems to change, I don't have my hopes up for that. 

When it comes to attire there was nothing either way that made me go wow. Everyone looked good, but couldn't Philip Seymour Hoffman have brushed his hair for the Academy Awards? Seriously what was up with that? 

Now I will say there were some positive things about tonight's Oscars. I really liked Helen Mirren, Forrest Whitaker and Martin Scorsesse's speeches. I am so glad he finally won. There might've been a few more speeches I liked, I just can't remember now. How cute was it having the Little Miss Sunshine girl and Will Smith's son present? I also thought John Travolta was great, but he is always a great presenter! Plus it was great how George Lucas, Stephen Spielberg and Francis Ford Coppola gave Martin Scorsesse the award! And when it comes to the winners, I didn't really care about who was nominated before the show, why would I care who won. 

I should say now that my rant is over, I have never been an Oscar girl. My movies never win. And yes I feel better getting that off my chest. 

Photo credits Reuters (Scorsesse) and AP (Best Actors)

BravoTV's The Dish is saying that the producers of the Academy Awards have devised a plan to keeps those never ending thank you speeches short (45 seconds) by offering a thank you cam backstage. Yes a thank you cam! The Oscar people will post those speeches on their site and keep them up there for a year. I don't know about you, but those speeches bore me enough when they are live why would I want to watch a longer version online? We shall see if it works, but I doubt it will

Dear The Internet

Posted By: davidspade

It's David Spade. Whatever. The 3rd season of the ShowBiz Show airs March 15th so I thought it's about time I get with 1994 technology and get a website and a TurboGrafx 16. I meant to do it last season but I got distracted by a video of a monkey smelling its finger. I realized that since the ShowBiz Show only airs on Thursday nights, there are about 160-something hours a week you'll have to spend just sitting online looking at porn. And how many hours can you really spend looking at porn? 10? 100? 1000? (Answer: C). Either way there's at least an hour a week that you'll have nothing to do. On Sunday night, the Showbiz Show is having an Oscar party and all the writers and I will be watching and liveblogging it starting at 4PM L.A. time and going until the Oscars end. Sound fun? It will be for you, not me. I could be at a party, but I'll be with seven dudes in flannel shirts texting their wives during commercials.

The Showbiz Show 

Let's give a nice welcome to David Spade who has entered the world of blogging today by checking out his spanking new blog at TheShowbizShow.com!  I said spanking because you know he would like that! LOL!

Now when it comes to writers of The Showbiz Show and him live blogging the Oscars, I am so checking it out! You know that sh!t is going to be funny as all heck! 

Best Picture:
"Babel," "The Departed," "Letters From Iwo Jima," "Little Miss Sunshine," "The Queen."

Actor:
Leonardo DiCaprio, "Blood Diamond"; Ryan Gosling, "Half Nelson"; Peter O’Toole, "Venus"; Will Smith, "The Pursuit of Happyness"; Forest Whitaker, "The Last King of Scotland."

Actress:
Penelope Cruz, "Volver"; Judi Dench, "Notes on a Scandal"; Helen Mirren, "The Queen"; Meryl Streep, "The Devil Wears Prada"; Kate Winslet, "Little Children."

Supporting Actor:
Alan Arkin, "Little Miss Sunshine"; Jackie Earle Haley, "Little Children"; Djimon Hounsou, "Blood Diamond"; Eddie Murphy, "Dreamgirls"; Mark Wahlberg, "The Departed."

Supporting Actress:
Adriana Barraza, "Babel"; Cate Blanchett, "Notes on a Scandal"; Abigail Breslin, "Little Miss Sunshine"; Jennifer Hudson, "Dreamgirls"; Rinko Kikuchi, "Babel."

Directing:
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, "Babel"; Martin Scorsese, "The Departed"; Clint Eastwood, "Letters From Iwo Jima"; Stephen Frears, "The Queen"; Paul Greengrass, "United 93."

Foreign Language Film:
"After the Wedding," Denmark; "Days of Glory (Indigenes)," Algeria; "The Lives of Others," Germany; "Pan’s Labyrinth," Mexico; "Water," Canada.

Adapted Screenplay:
Sacha Baron Cohen and Anthony Hines and Peter Baynham and Dan Mazer and Todd Phillips, "Borat Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan"; Alfonso Cuaron and Timothy J. Sexton and David Arata and Mark Fergus and Hawk Ostby, "Children of Men"; William Monahan, "The Departed"; Todd Field and Tom Perrotta, "Little Children"; Patrick Marber, "Notes on a Scandal."

Original Screenplay:
Guillermo Arriaga, "Babel"; Iris Yamashita and Paul Haggis, "Letters From Iwo Jima"; Michael Arndt, "Little Miss Sunshine"; Guillermo del Toro, "Pan’s Labyrinth"; Peter Morgan, "The Queen."

Animated Feature Film:
"Cars," "Happy Feet," "Monster House."

Cinematography:
"The Black Dahlia," "Children of Men," "The Illusionist," "Pan’s Labyrinth," "The Prestige."

Original Score:
"Babel," Gustavo Santaolalla; "The Good German," Thomas Newman; "Notes on a Scandal," Philip Glass; "Pan’s Labyrinth," Javier Navarrete; "The Queen," Alexandre Desplat.

Original Song:
"I Need to Wake Up" from "An Inconvenient Truth," Melissa Etheridge; "Listen" from "Dreamgirls," Henry Krieger, Scott Cutler and Anne Preven; "Love You I Do" from "Dreamgirls," Henry Krieger and Siedah Garrett; "Our Town" from "Cars," Randy Newman; "Patience" from "Dreamgirls," Henry Krieger and Willie Reale.

Costume:
"Curse of the Golden Flower," "The Devil Wears Prada," "Dreamgirls," "Marie Antoinette," "The Queen."

Breitbart 

For the rest of the noms for the movies that you have no intention of seeing check out the Oscars site.
Seriously how boring are those movies and noms? What is up with the Dreamgirls best picture snub? At least Borat only got Screenplay, I was scared he might actually get a best picture nom for a second.
Poor Ellen, poor poor Ellen she has nothing to work with.

"It is one of the hardest roles to play, not just a living person but one who is part of our everyday lives in Britain. …  I hope that my performance has conveyed a sense of Elizabeth the woman as well as the queen." — Helen Mirren, in a statement on her best-actress bid for "The Queen."

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"I’m in frighteningly good company. It is very nice of the queen to allow me in for a minute." — Judi Dench, best-actress nominee for "Notes on a Scandal," with a nod to Helen Mirren, in a statement from London.

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"Without a doubt, receiving this nomination will stand out as one of the highlights of my career." — Eddie Murphy, supporting-actor nominee for "Dreamgirls."

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"I am going to be screaming and whooping all day long. I really thought I wasn’t going to get a nomination. I am really going to try to enjoy this moment. I’m speechless." — Kate Winslet, best-actress nominee for "Little Children."

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"Any time someone says you have an opportunity to work with Martin Scorsese you jump at the chance." — Mark Wahlberg, supporting-actor nominee for "The Departed."

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"On a professional level, what’s really wonderful about it is to be part of a film that dealt with these difficult and painful and contentious events." — Paul Greengrass, best-director nominee for "United 93," speaking on BBC television.

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"The biggest effect it’s having on little kids is they all want to go to tap-dancing lessons." — George Miller (news, bio, voting record), director of animated feature nominee "Happy Feet."

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"If each one of them got nominated on their own, that would be great, but the fact that they all did … that’s just too much for one little girl this early in the morning." — Salma Hayek, nominations announcer, on a slew of bids for Hispanics, including friends Penelope Cruz ("Volver") and Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu ("Babel").

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"If you get put in a list with those guys you’ve done pretty well." — Stephen Frears, director of "The Queen," talking to BBC television about fellow best-director nominees Clint Eastwood ("Letters From Iwo Jima") and Martin Scorsese ("The Departed").

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"I think the Academy responded to the movie on an emotional level." — Jon Kilik, a producer of best-picture nominee "Babel."

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"I am now going out to buy a new dress." — Susanne Bier, director of Denmark’s foreign-language nominee "After the Wedding," talking to Copenhagen’s TV2 News.

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"It’s sort of like asking who your favorite child is. We’re thrilled for both the films, the filmmakers." — Jonathan Sehring, president of IFC Entertainment, which distributed two foreign-language nominees, "After the Wedding" and "Days of Glory."

AP 

No one I want to hear from has commented yet! I think that Ryan Gosling is going to be this year’s Oscar sweetheart, so I can’t waitg to hear from him! I can’t wait for Jennifer Hudson’s remarks and Eddie Murphy’s was not pompous at all about it. Talking about pompous, hopefully Sascha Baron Cohen will respond as himself and not Borat. What a schmuck! 

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