via Daily Mail
To many women it could be a dream come true, but to Julie Boyde it is a nightmare that she is allergic to having unprotected sex with her husband. On her wedding night when Julie and her husband were having unprotected sex for the first time, and she found herself in a lot of pain. After several weeks of doctors not knowing what was wrong with her, they finally discovered she was allergic to sperm and she suffers from seminal plasma hypersensitivity. Sadly because of her allergy they cannot have children naturally, but they are planning on adopting.
I wonder if they had oral sex before they got married because wouldn’t she have felt the pain then? Yes, I gave it that much thought.
And ladies now we have an excuse for getting out of giving oral sex or having unprotected sex (not that I would suggest you should do that), we can tell the guy we are allergic to sperm! You think they will believe us?
via Jimmy Kimmel Live!
So some guy thought he could make his penis bigger by, I guess, lifting a dumb bell with it. And I guess you can say it worked because it swelled to 5X the size it was, but it got stuck in the dumb bell he was using to make it bigger for three days. So the man, let’s call him Dumb Bell for obvious reasons, went to the hospital and they had to call the fire department in to saw the exercise equipment off. (Sounds like my favorite Rescue Me episode) Lucky for the guy the penis was able to be saved, but no word if when they swelling went down if it actually worked. This guy so has to make it to the Darwin Award winner’s list (you don’t have to die to make the list) because that is one of the schmuckiest things I have heard a man do!
Side note, you know KTLA had to love doing that story because they mentioned penis over 10 times in that 2 minute segment.
Thanks to Daily Mail, I have discovered my latest addiction People of Wal-Mart. I have to admit I haven't been to a Wal-Mart since I graduated college because I haven't (believe it or not) lived in a city that had one near-by, but after finding this site I am going to make it my mission to find one and go people watching. Who knew Wal-Mart was such an awesome time waster? Probably only me…
Jason Biggs was recently in Spain celebrating the 10th anniversary of American Pie with Eddie Kaye Thomas when he got attacked by a monkey (Barbary ape) according to The Guardian.
“They were hiking in the woods when this monkey suddenly leapt on Jason from a tree and tried to bite his face off.
“Jason’s travelling companions managed to fend the beast off and Jason thankfully wasn’t seriously hurt, just shaken up.”
Jason cut the trip short and came back to The States.
Only because he is OK! That is the funniest thing that Jason Biggs has done since American Pie. Is it wrong for me to find humor in that story?
xoxo Brian!!!
UPDATE: Sadly his rep denies the story according to Access Hollywood. They told them, “Jason’s in LA, had a meeting yesterday with his agents,†the rep told Access. “Not everything on the Internet is true.â€
via Demi Moore’s Twitter
A teacher in Elk Grove, Ca gave her 5th grade students a DVD of special memories from the past year, but what she reportedly accidentally edited in the video was special alone moment of her pleasuring herself according to CBS13. The father of one of the kids who saw the DVD said that after his son asked if it was his teacher that they “..were up till midnight doing the ‘birds and the bees.'” He said the poor teacher called him the next day crying hysterically and apologizing, and did not know how the mistake happened. Didn’t she think to check the DVD before she gave the kids an education in Sexual Education? I mean I always check what I edit especially if I knew there could be video of me in a compromising position like that. BTW can you believe that station showed what they did of her doing what she was doing to herself not once, not twice, but 5 times? I guess that was a time for each grade.
But back to the teacher as of now it is not expected that she will lose her job over the screw up, but I bet next year all the dads will be attending all of her parent/teacher conferences.
