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Did you ever think that wearing a bib in your daily life was a good thing? Nope, neither did I but some company did and they came up with the SlobStopper. If you think that adult bibs are a good idea then for $15 you can own one.
Seriously how do they come up with sh!t and what amazes me even more is that people buy it.
There is a company in The UK where all the workers are required to wear a suit to work every day…their birthday suit. And guess what they are hiring!
In 1977, Chris Taylor, a naturist. created Nude House and now he wants to expand his software company from beyond the 4 employees he currently has working there according to Buckinghamshire Examiner.
Do you want to work for this one of a kind company, here is a description of the positions that Nude House is looking to fill:
Salespeople – Girls and Men
We need lots of very attractive, nude young girls – 20 – 39. You should be a practising naturist. You will sell our sofware and will earn £500 plus VAT for each sale you make.
We also need attractive young, nude men to sell for us as well for the same rewards. These men need to be practising naturists.
You will be totally nude at all times in the Nude-House office. Write to [email protected] with optional photographs
Web-Coders – Girls only
We need a number of nude web coders to work on preliminary web pages for customers using the toolkit of facilities we provide them. The work is totally dependant on the customers having a need but you never meet the customers and they will not not know you are nude. We will pay you £2,000 each month for 5 full days per week.
You will be totally nude at all times in the Nude-House office. Write to [email protected] with optional photographs
I don’t have a problem with people working naked, but I couldn’t do it because imagine sitting in an office chair where everyone elses butt has been. I have enough problems going to the bathroom, I can’t imagine sharing chairs.
In age where people aren’t sending out greeting cards like they used to, the people who are selling them have to come up with original ways to get people to buy them. Well Jill-Anne has came up with an interesting way to get costumers in, according to KCBS she poles dances in her store for the public to see. And if you buy $50 worth of product, you get your own personal lap dance and unlike at strip clubs…you don’t have to tip.
Sadly her store doesn’t have a website I could find because I want to see the greeting cards she comes up with!
Believe it or not there is a contest for mustaches and Larry McClure won the first ever Beard Team USA National Beard and Moustache Championships in Bend, Oregon. What is even more surprising is that over 200 men competed in the contest. That means over 200 men felt that their facial hair was champion worthy. The Blender posted the top 3 contenders from the competition, but I want to see all of them because if they are anything like the winner’s they have to be fun to see. Now when it comes to winner, I love the video from KPIX that shows how he maintains his mustache. He spends more time on his 31″ handlebar then I spend on my long curly hair. I am not sure which is sadder, but I am going to go with him because I let my hair air dry and that doesn’t requires too much time.
While People names who are the Sexiest Men Alive, Moviefone names their Unsexiest Men Alive. So who is the Unsexiest Man Alive? It is someone that no one will argue with them about…it’s Gary Busey. Joining him are…
2. Kevin Spacey
3. Justin Long
4. Paul Giamatti
5. Philip Seymour Hoffman
6. Randy Quaid
7. Michael Moore
8. Mickey Rourke
9. Joaquin Phoenix
10. John C. Reilly.
I think I agree with their list much more than I agreed with People’s, although I would switch out Justin Long with Steve Buscemi. How did Justin Long even make the list and no one from the Frat Pack did? Seriously when was the last time you thought of Vince Vaugh, Will Ferrell or Jack Black sexy?
After looking at all of those unsexy guys, I need to take a shower and picture my To-Do list!!!
