According to the internet, today is the day that George Jetson was born. So in 40 years, we will all be living in the sky, flying around in cars, and owning robot maids. Therefore, enjoy this primative lifestyle for as long as we have it because everything we see on television is real! Even the animated shows.
BTW I wonder if somewhere in the world, someone is going to name their child that is born today George. And that George will grow up to be Geroge Jetson. Things that make you go, hmm.
Johnny Cash was born in Kingsland, Arkansas. So, to honor him, the town painted his silhouette holding a guitar on their water tower.
It was a lovely tribute until someone shot the Man in Black in a specific area of his body. And now it looks like he is pissing all over the place where he was born.
I don’t know who the marksman was, but my cowboy hat is off to him. Because this is hysterical. And I am going to love listening to all the news anchors who are going to struggle to keep a straight face while trying to read this story during the newscast.
And why can’t they use duct tape to cover the hole?
Back in 1978, WKRP in Cincinnati aired a memorable Thanksgiving episode that is still talked about and revered up until today. In the classic episode, Mr. Carlson hires a helicopter to drop live turkeys down on a mall full of people to take home for the holiday. Hilariously, as Carlson finds out too late, turkeys don’t fly, so the rest is comedic history.
You would think after all of these years, people would have learned it is not a good idea to drop fowl things out of a helicopter. But they didn’t.
This Easter, several cities, including Detroit, Austin, and Jacksonville, actually did just that. Thankfully, there were no injuries. But still, you think they would’ve learned things can go poorly in an instant.
Or maybe because I grew up with that WKRP episode, and I just picture people being hit by smelly, hard-boiled, colorful eggs as they flee from the scene of the crime. Since that didn’t happen, I will just have to watch this TikTok video that Kelly Mann posted and imagine that it did.
If Kenan or Mr. Mayor gets picked up for another season, I hope they do an episode based on this Easter Egg stunt. Could you picture Ted Danson throwing out raw eggs on the people of Los Angeles? That would be so awesome! NBC make it happen.
Back in the ’60s, Karen was one of the most popular names for baby girls. In 2020, Karen became a popular name for another reason. Because of that, parents are not naming their daughter that.
According to Today, only 325 little girls, who born last year, will be called Karen by their teachers. In half a century, the moniker went from #3 all the way down to 831. Ouch.
However, I won’t feel bad for all of the Karens in the World because my name is not even in the top 1,000 anymore. Can I go all Karen over that?
So you are having a party, and you want to serve pasta. But how are you going to serve it so that everyone can serve themselves and clean up will be easy? If you are Lisa, you just put all the ingredients on your kitchen counter and mix it all up. Then you let everyone take what they want and pray they are not klutzes. As we know, cleaning up marinara sauce is not fun nor easy.
Now, let’s go back to the preparation. Would you pour tomato sauce, meatballs, parmesan cheese, and spaghetti all over your counter and then mix it up? There is no way in hell I would do that. I wouldn’t even eat off of it. No. No. No. Did I say no?
If this didn’t gross you out enough, Lisa did this with other meals like nachos. I don’t know how that countertop is as white as it is with all of the messy food she puts on it.
While I would never do this, would you? I told my friends that they have been doing Thanksgiving all wrong, and they should do this, this year? Well, long story short, I need a new place to go to this November.
