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That’s one way to get Carrot Top to stop doing Autofellatio |
| March 3rd, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: 2 ]
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We know that Carrot Top likes to use a lot of different props during his act and the latest one got his dog going WTarF? That’s because he stole his pooch’s cone when the little one was done using it. Why he is wearing it, we don’t know. But we can only assume that he is donning his new collar to stop him from licking his balls. Right?
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#TheDress that divided the internet |
| February 27th, 2015 under Odd, The Dress. [ Comments: none ]
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So a woman, who runs the Tumblr site Swiked, innocently asked, “guys please help me – is this dress white and gold, or blue and black? Me and my friends can’t agree and we are freaking the f*ck out.” Well the world wide web obliged and she did what a naked Kim Kardashian couldn’t do, she broke the internet.
People got in fights because some saw the dress as black and blue while others saw it as white and gold. Why are we seeing some people see it one way and others another way? According to The Health Site, you white and gold people are seeing it because, “When our eyes see something, the first burst of light, and its colour (made of whatever wavelength that corresponds with a particular colour) reflect off what you are seeing. This colour is supposed to be ignored by your brain. But what is happening in this case has a lot to do with evolution. When the human eyes evolved they did so, so that they could see in daylight, but daylight changes in colour and hues.” Us black and blue people are seeing it that way because, “For all those people who see blue and black, let me just say one thing — your vision is absolutely fine.”
So what does #TheDress really look like? You can check out the Roman Original dress here to see what colors it is comes in.
So are you bruised or do you have the Midas touch?
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Cacamax, the toy dog that poops |
| February 25th, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]
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| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK2TAklBtz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICV2DscWk0Y
via Live with Kelly and Michael
You know what every little girl wants? She wants a toy dog that poops bones out of his butt hole after you feed them to him. Let’s be real, no girl wants that, but that didn’t stop some company from coming up with Cacamax. For just $40, you can teach daughter that everything really does poop. Something, I am sure she would’ve been happy not knowing. Or you can buy her Cacamax when she is being a little sh!t, tell her the dog is doing what she is!
BTW am I the one who wishes the bones were a dark brown instead of yellow?
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Why does a NH town want to arrest Punxsutawney Phil? |
| February 12th, 2015 under Odd, Punxsutawney Phil. [ Comments: 2 ]
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The North East had a pretty mild winter, that was until Punxsutawney Phil told the world on February 2nd that there would only be six more weeks of winter. Ever since he saw his shadow, it has been nonstop snow in that part of the country. So much of the white stuff has fallen, records it has broken so many records in the area and there is no end in sight.
Well the town of Merrimack, NH is not happy about being buried under all of that snow and they decided to take it out on someone. Not Mother Nature, but Punxsutawney Phil. They feel he gave them hope that Spring was coming in six weeks, but he just didn’t tell them that it would be snowing all the time with freezing temperatures as a daily affair until then. So they decided to put a warrant out for his arrest. Can’t say I blame them for going after him, can you?
Just imagine if he didn’t see his shadow; and they thought were getting an early Spring? I think there would be a new Punxsutawney Phil living in that tree for Groundhog’s Day in 2016.
BTW the forecast for Merrimack is for snow over the weekend and it will not be above 30 degrees until next Thursday. Brrrrrr!
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This is what 202ZZZ boobs look like |
| January 14th, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]
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We have seen gigantic boobs in the past, but they look small as compared to Beshine‘s duo. Her breasts are a whooping 202ZZZ. I don’t know what to compare that to because they are the largest ones in the world.
So how much do those monsters weigh? They weigh as much as a lot of women’s cup size and 36 pounds. They are so heavy that she can’t sleep on her back or her front.
In fact, when she works out, she has to wear not one, not two, but three bras and sometimes they break. Another problem they cause for her, is they are so big, she can’t see her feet. That means putting on her shoes and shaving her legs is not easy for her.
So will that stop her from going bigger? Nope, but she won’t reveal how much bigger she wants to go.
Here is the most shocking fact about her boobs, she started out as an A cup before she got her three surgeries. What she only had three surgeries? She explained, “Now i get fill ups which means saline will be added to my implants. This procedure will be repeated until i have reach my requested size.” Then she added, “Then the saline will be replaced with a permanent fluid. But at the moment i have no limit in size and how big i want to get but I will let you know when i have reached my goal.”
How much bigger does she think she needs to get? I mean, they are almost the size of exercise ball. Does she want them to be as big as the ones on Wipeout? I guess the plus to their size, is if she falls forward, she will be able to bounce right back up. Although she might bounce so hard, she will land on her back.
So boys, I have to ask, do you find them sexy? Would you want to motorboard them? Although if you did, you might never been seen or heard from again. I know there are worse ways for you to die.
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