Take a look at this photo and tell me if you see Albert Einstein or Marilyn Monroe? If you see the blonde bombshell, you need glasses. Why? Watch the video below from MIT to find out because it is too scientific for me to explain!
How E=mc^2 is that? Now go send that photo to your friends and mess with their heads just like I did yours!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BB6B2Y2G7E
Men are more attracted to a woman who smells like food than flowers, so Burger King in Japan created a perfume just for them. For one day only, Burger King Japan, is releasing an eau de toilette called Flame-Grilled, and it smells like their most famous sandwich, The Whopper.
That one day is April 1st aka April Fool’s Day, so we are not sure if they are serious about it. But I hope that they are because I want bottle of the sweet smelling stuff. Since I was born on the release day, who wants to buy it for me as a present? It only costs 5,000 yen, before you think that’s a lot of money, that is equal to about $41.50 in The States. What a steal!
So Burger Kings, does this idea get your Whopper excited? I know it’s got my mouth craving a big juicy whopper!
There is a man in Akron, Ohio, who is going around and pooping on cars. The unknown crap, I mean man, whose initials we will say are BMW for Bowel Movement Wacko, has left his mark on at least 19 parked cars in driveways and kids’ toys so far. Why he is doing this in the Castle Homes Neighborhood, we don’t yet and I can’t wait to hear his rationale.
The Akron Police Department have released a photo of BMW doing his doodie, I mean duty, I mean doodie, and are asking the public to come forward if they see him in action.
What I love most about the sh!t’s, I mean guy’s, face in the police photo, is that it reminds me of male cat’s face when he sprays something of yours to let you know he’s pissed at you.
Back to the serial pooper, I guess he had too much cereal with fiber before he goes on his pooping spree around Akron during the overnight hours.
Hopefully, when the police catch BMW red butted, his pants will be up. Cops have a crappy enough job as it is, and they don’t need to cuff a man who is in mid-poop.
Fore, there’s a huge alligator on the 7, is not something you would expect to hear when you playing golf. But that is exactly what several golfers faced when they were playing a game at the Myakka Pines Golf Club in Engelwood, Florida the other day.
Talk about a handicap because who is going to be stupid enough to dare to go near that gator to get their ball in the hole. I don’t think that all the clubs in your bag would take out that guy. Granted, I don’t think any of the golfers would do the deed, isn’t that why they have caddies?
So what do you do while you wait for him to go back to where ever he came from? You take out your camera until he goes away. Then you pray that someone takes him out because he would make a nice pair of shoes, a belt, a golf club bag and maybe a purse for the wife.
BTW I hope that Syfy sees these photos because I think it would make a great movie of the week, Gatolf.
UPDATE: Here is one more photo of Gatolf that shows just how massive he really is. Where is Caddyshack’s Carl Spackler (Bill Murray) when you really need him?
The good news is that Prairie Farms came out with Peeps flavored milk, the bad news is it is only available in the Midwest. Although, that might be a good thing because I would be drinking a carton of the Marshmallow Milk and Chocolate Marshmallow Milk at least once a day. Seriously, how yummy do those flavors and the Easter Egg Nog Milk sound? As yummy as a Peep on Easter Sunday.
BTW we now have Peeps flavored milk, pizza crust covered in bacon and Cotton Candy Oreos, I am afraid of what else the crazy marketers are going to come up with next to tempt us to eat more unhealthy crap. It is getting so hard to turn all of this stuff down.
