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A vaginal speaker so your baby can hear the music better!
January 5th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: 2 ]


It has been said that babies respond to music in the womb, and Babypod found a way to get that music even closer to them. Instead of just putting speakers on your belly, you can put a speaker in your vajayjay. They say the sound is even clearer for the child to hear. In fact, they even respond to it with their mouths and hands.
So for just $133.09, you can own this speaker for yourself. And if you play the beats loud enough, you can enjoy the experience as much as the baby!

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A shop owner is sending pennies to heaven
December 31st, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]


Roland Foss hates pennies so much that he is getting rid of them at his two Orange County stores. According to KCBS, he will start banning them tomorrow at his Mission Markets in Fullerton and Anaheim. What happens if your total doesn’t end up on a 0 or a 5? He will round the dollar amount to the nearest increment of 5.
Why is he doing this? He explained, “We’re all consumers. We know how annoying pennies are. They waste time. They accumulate. We throw them in the trash.”
I know that pennies are annoying, but I still like them. Poor pennies.

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A girl calls 911 when she accidentally touches an Elf on the Shelf
December 23rd, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: 1 ]


Elf on the Shelf comes with a warning that says, “Christmas magic is very fragile, and if scout elves are touched they may lose their magic. If your scout elf has been touched, you can apologize by writing a letter to Santa, or saying you’re sorry to your elf.” Well when 7 year old Isabella accidentally touched her Elf and he fell to the floor, she called 911. According to WNBC, the police officer tried to calm her down, and got her to apologize to Santa and for calling 911. She learned her lesson and now will the Elf on the Shelf company learn theirs? That is a major bah humbug to make kids scared of losing Christmas like that. Grinches!

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A dying man marries a life-size doll
November 8th, 2015 under Odd, The Police. [ Comments: none ]


A 28 year old man from China, who has terminal cancer, wanted to get married before he dies, so he married a doll. According to The Mirror he wanted the big day and a photoshoot, but didn’t want to leave behind a grieving window. His solution was to marry a life-size doll.
Hopefully this will bring him some comfort in his final days.
Ever since I read the story, I have had The Police’s Be My Girl, Sally stuck in my head. If you’ve never heard the song written by Andy Summers, you can hear it below and you will understand why I do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeecRrhnCZk

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Lucky Charms is releasing boxes of just marshmallows!
October 15th, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ifyDPw984k
If you are like me, then as a kid you would love to eat just the marshmallows from Lucky Charms. Only problem was there was cereal in the box too. Well, that is no longer the case. At least for 10 boxes. General Mills is giving away those boxes without any Charms to 10 Lucky winners. All you have to do is “share a photo of yourself holding an imaginary box of Lucky Charms on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram between October 14 and 18 using #Lucky10Sweepstakes” to enter.
If I won the box, I don’t know if I would want to open it up and eat the marshmallows or keep it as a keepsake. But then I would be afraid that people would want to steal it because it is so valuable. Great, I just talked myself out of entering. I guess, I will just have to buy a box of regular old Lucky Charms, throw out all the cereal and keep all the colorful marshmallows. Then, when I am done, I can eat all of the sugary goodness and wonder why a few weeks later my dentist is telling me I have 3 new cavities.

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