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Linda Hamilton nukes anymore Terminator reappearances.
February 21st, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Linda Hamilton has played Sarah Connor in three different Terminator films, so would she do it for a fourth time?

She told Business Insider, “I’m done. I’m done. I have nothing more to say. The story’s been told, and it’s been done to death.” So, I think that is a no.

The actress also talked about how she sees her character, “I truly feel like, and felt like, Sarah Connor is not an icon. She’s a woman in hell. She makes some really bad choices. She’s not a good mother, she’s a good fighter!

That she is. And the latter is why we love her character so much. She is one of the most badass women to ever grace the big screen. Whether Hamilton wants to admit that or not.

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A Quiet Place takes it back to Day One
February 7th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

I am going to be honest with y’all. I hated A Quiet Place. I grew up with Horror movies, so I had seen something like that before. Therefore, it was a real snoozefest for me.

However, I actually want to see the prequel, which stars Stranger Things’ Joseph Quinn and a cat.

That is because it takes it back to the beginning to the day when the world was silenced forever.

A year later, is boring. The day off is exciting.

A Quiet Place: Day One comes out on June 28th.

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Murderous Winnie the Pooh is back for more Blood and Honey
February 6th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Fresh off of the multiple Razzie nominations for Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, Jagged Edge Productions released the first trailer for the sequel. And it looks like there will be more blood and less honey in it.

Deep within the 100-Acre-Wood, a destructive rage grows as Winnie-the-Pooh, Piglet, Owl, and Tigger find their home and their lives endangered after Christopher Robin revealed their existence. Not wanting to live in the shadows any longer, the group decides to take the fight to the town of Ashdown, home of Christopher Robin, leaving a bloody trail of death and mayhem in their wake. Winnie and his savage friends will show everyone that they are deadlier, stronger and smarter than anyone could ever imagine and get their revenge on Christopher Robin, once and for all.

Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 does not have a release date. Are you going to see it? Or the first one was enough?

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This movie will scare you of Tarot card readings
January 31st, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

We have seen Horror movies where people screw up and use a Ouija board, and the spirits come back to kill them. However, I don’t remember one that was based on Tarot cards. That is going to change in May when Tarot hits theaters.

When a group of friends recklessly violates the sacred rule of Tarot readings – never use someone else’s deck – they unknowingly unleash an unspeakable evil trapped within the cursed cards. One by one, they come face to face with fate and end up in a race against death to escape the future foretold in their readings.

And with that, I just cancelled my appointment with my Tarot card reader. I guess I will have to go back to using my Milton Bradly Ouija board by myself. What’s the worst that can happen?

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Oh, the horror! What are they doing to Mickey Mouse?
January 2nd, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday, Mickey Mouse’s Steamboat Willie joined the world of public domain. And less than 36 hours after that we found out he is going to be the star in not one but two Horror movies.

The first one, Mickey’s Mouse Trap, is slated to come out in March. And it already has a trailer.

It’s Alex’s 21st Birthday, but she’s stuck at the amusement arcade on a late shift so her friends decide to surprise her, but a masked killer dressed as Mickey Mouse decides to play a game of his own with them which she must survive.

The film’s Director, Jamie Bailey, said in a press release, “We just wanted to have fun with it all. I mean it’s Steamboat Willie’s Mickey Mouse murdering people. It’s ridiculous. We ran with it and had fun doing it and I think it shows”

And as you can see, they did. And he is not the only ones. Steven LaMorte, who directed The Mean One which was a scary take on the Grinch, is set to direct his own take of Steamboat Willie. The Horror Comedy is described as “a sadistic mouse will torment a group of unsuspecting ferry passengers.”

Production is expected to start this Spring.

Poor Mickey Mouse. Hopefully, Winnie the Pooh is there to comfort him.

Sleight of Hand Productions / Andrew L. Kern

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