I don’t know about you, but I hate all bugs. I can watch any horror movie without any issues. But if you put a bug in there, my hands are over my eyes.
So, imagine me watching the trailer for Sting. Charlotte, 12, finds a little spider who gets bigger every time it eats. He goes from bugs to birds, and once he gets a taste of humans, he can’t get enough of us.
How will Charlotte, her family, and their neighbors defeat the monster spider? We will have to go see the film in theaters today to find out.
Seriously, I don’t plan on sleeping anytime soon. What about you?
From the people who brought us Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey comes Bambi: The Reckoning.
We follow Xana (Roxanne McKee) and her son Benji (Tom Mulheron) who find themselves in a car wreck and soon hunted down by the vicious killing machine, Bambi.
Bambi will destroy anyone in its path!
For some reason, this movie seems more believable than Winnie-the-Pooh because Bambi looks real. Well, realer than Winnie did in that film.
And because of that, I am willing to give it a try.
Oh, and I hope Bambi gets its revenge on the man who killed its mom. You know, that is what was happening at the beginning of the teaser.
If King Kong and Godzilla came to a city near you, a lot of people would need blood immediately.
So, in a way, it makes sense that Warner Bros teamed up with the Red Cross to promote Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, which comes out this Friday.
Did you know that only 3 out of 100 people donate blood? And that Godzilla can crush more than three people with one step.
Therefore, the Red Cross needs a lot of blood, platelets, and plasma. So, if you donate between now and April 7th, you can get an epic TV shirt with the movie characters on it. And I will be getting mine on Saturday when I donate platelets.
If you donate, you can feel like a superhero without fighting the gigantic monsters. Plus, you get free snacks and fruit juice. Superman wishes his skin was piercable so he could get all of that.
When I think of Anya Taylor-Joy, I think of her as dainty. However, that image has been thrown out the window after watching the trailer for Furiousa: A Mad Max Saga.
Taylor-Joy and Chris Hemsworth star in Academy Award-winning mastermind George Miller’s Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga, the much-anticipated return to the iconic dystopian world he created more than 30 years ago with the seminal Mad Max films. Miller now turns the page again with an all-new original, standalone action adventure that will reveal the origins of the powerhouse character from the multiple Oscar-winning global smash Mad Max: Fury Road.
As the world fell, young Furiosa is snatched from the Green Place of Many Mothers and falls into the hands of a great Biker Horde led by the Warlord Dementus. Sweeping through the Wasteland, they come across the Citadel presided over by The Immortan Joe. While the two Tyrants war for dominance, Furiosa must survive many trials as she puts together the means to find her way home.
This year, Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey swept the Razzies. At the end of this month, we are getting a sequel from Jagged Edge Productions and that is not all we can expect from this year.
They are also releasing Bambi: The Reckoning, Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare, and Pinocchio Unstrung.
But it gets so much more horrific in 2025 because Jagged Edge is going to merge the characters into one movie, Poohniverse: Monsters Assemble. According to Variety, their Avengers-like movie will star Bambi, Tinkerbell, Pinocchio, Peter Pan, Tigger, Piglet, The Mad Hatter, and Sleeping Beauty.
I don’t know what is the scariest part about all of this: the characters they are destroying, the way they are making them look in their films, the fact that movie theaters will probably show this movie, or all of the above.
All of the above.
For the first time, I think they need to get rid of public domain laws because this is sacrilegious.
