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Space Sharks are coming for us!
May 28th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

From the evil mind of Dustin William Ferguson, we have seen Mega Ape, Cocaine Cougar, Big Freakin’ Snake, Ebola Rex, Apex Predators, and Aliens in LA. And soon, we are getting something of his that is out of this World!

Get ready for Space Sharks! A military experiment conducted on a space station goes horribly wrong, sending a new breed of weaponized sharks to Earth with only one mission: destroy everything in their path. For example, Eric Roberts’ career.

I jest. Space Sharks is going to be a fun watch on a day when you need something that doesn’t require any brain cells and will make you laugh. We need more movies like that and less like Flight Risk.

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This is the summer of Twisters on the big screen
May 8th, 2024 under Glen Powell, Movies. [ Comments: none ]

For nearly 20 years, we have eagerly been waiting for a sequel to the 1996 disaster film Twister, which starred Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton as storm chasers chasing tornados.

On July 19th, we are going to meet two new teams of chasers, and there are going to be several Twisters from them to chase.

Edgar-Jones stars as Kate Cooper, a former storm chaser haunted by a devastating encounter with a tornado during her college years who now studies storm patterns on screens safely in New York City. She is lured back to the open plains by her friend, Javi (Golden Globe nominee Anthony Ramos, In the Heights) to test a groundbreaking new tracking system. There, she crosses paths with Tyler Owens (Glen Powell), the charming and reckless social-media superstar who thrives on posting his storm-chasing adventures with his raucous crew, the more dangerous the better.

As storm season intensifies, terrifying phenomena never seen before are unleashed, and Kate, Tyler and their competing teams find themselves squarely in the paths of multiple storm systems converging over central Oklahoma in the fight of their lives.

It is going to be interesting to see how different this movie is going to be as compared to the original because of all of the advancements in special effects. CGI can help or destroy blockbusters like this, and I really hope it works in Twisters’ favor.

Disaster Films are my favorite genre, and Hollywood doesn’t make enough of them. If this does well, then maybe next summer we can see more movies about natural disasters.

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Sting will make you even more scared of spiders
April 12th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

I don’t know about you, but I hate all bugs. I can watch any horror movie without any issues. But if you put a bug in there, my hands are over my eyes.

So, imagine me watching the trailer for Sting. Charlotte, 12, finds a little spider who gets bigger every time it eats. He goes from bugs to birds, and once he gets a taste of humans, he can’t get enough of us.

How will Charlotte, her family, and their neighbors defeat the monster spider? We will have to go see the film in theaters today to find out.

Seriously, I don’t plan on sleeping anytime soon. What about you?

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Don’t fuck with Bambi
April 4th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

From the people who brought us Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey comes Bambi: The Reckoning.

We follow Xana (Roxanne McKee) and her son Benji (Tom Mulheron) who find themselves in a car wreck and soon hunted down by the vicious killing machine, Bambi.

Bambi will destroy anyone in its path!

For some reason, this movie seems more believable than Winnie-the-Pooh because Bambi looks real. Well, realer than Winnie did in that film.

And because of that, I am willing to give it a try.

Oh, and I hope Bambi gets its revenge on the man who killed its mom. You know, that is what was happening at the beginning of the teaser.

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The Red Cross cross promotion is odd but it works!
March 26th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

If King Kong and Godzilla came to a city near you, a lot of people would need blood immediately.

So, in a way, it makes sense that Warner Bros teamed up with the Red Cross to promote Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, which comes out this Friday.

Did you know that only 3 out of 100 people donate blood? And that Godzilla can crush more than three people with one step.

Therefore, the Red Cross needs a lot of blood, platelets, and plasma. So, if you donate between now and April 7th, you can get an epic TV shirt with the movie characters on it. And I will be getting mine on Saturday when I donate platelets.

If you donate, you can feel like a superhero without fighting the gigantic monsters. Plus, you get free snacks and fruit juice. Superman wishes his skin was piercable so he could get all of that.

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