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Manhattan is being taken over by Alien
August 29th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

New York City is one of the most visited cities in the world. Therefore, it would make sense if aliens were to come down to Earth, they would choose Manhattan.

So that is exactly what the Facehuggers from Romulus did.

And even though the aliens claimed several innocent lives, it is still not the scariest thing to invade NYC. That title will always go to the Trumps. They are a parasite we can’t get rid of.

That is why New Yorkers weren’t that scared by the alien invasion. We are used to so much worse.

Aliens: Romulus is in theaters now.

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Terrifier 3 puts the red in Santa Claus’ suit this year
August 28th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Halloween comes before Christmas, but this year, Christmas is coming first because of Terrfier 3.

After surviving Art the Clown’s Halloween massacre, Sienna and her brother are struggling to rebuild their shattered lives. As the holiday season approaches, they try to embrace the Christmas spirit and leave the horrors of the past behind. But just when they think they’re safe, Art the Clown returns, determined to turn their holiday cheer into a new nightmare.

So, this October will be all about Trick or Death, starting on October 11th. Move over, Michael Myers. You are the old Halloween slasher.

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My cat says we should all see Catnado because it looks purrfect
August 12th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Anyone who has a cat will tell you that we know that they are secretly plotting to kill us. I just looked over at my master, and I can see it in her eyes. (Send help!)

As a Horror movie fan, I have always wondered why there are not more films made about killer cats.

However, that is all going to change on October 22nd with Catnado from Wild Eye Releasing.

The world faces a horrific onslaught of tornadoes, each unleashing hordes of enraged and deadly cats upon humanity! As chaos reigns, a disparate group of individuals have one mission: to stop this feline fury. But against such odds, and with only one life to spare per person, their battle becomes a cat-astrophic struggle for survival. And when the fur flies it will be a meow-ssacre!

My cat gives it two claws up! She says it deserves to win all the Oscars because it is going to be meowvelous.

So if you don’t hear from me on October 23rd, now you will know why…

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We are getting a red Christmas this year because of Terrifer 3
July 24th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Today, we got a preview of Terrifier 3, and it is going to be a Christmas movie.

Art the Clown (David Howard Thornton) is set to unleash another round of chaos on the unsuspecting residents of Miles County as they peacefully drift off to sleep on Christmas Eve.

As someone who loves Season Killings movies, this is not on my list of films I want to see. I love Horror, but I hate the Terrifire franchise.

Do you like them? Are you going to see it when it comes out on October 11th?

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What would happen if a Werewolf did blow?
July 17th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

We know what happens if a bear eats a block of cocaine, but what would happen if a Werewolf does? That is what we will find out in Cocaine Werewolf.

Cocaine, cash, and a crew filming a horror movie in the eerie woods of Northern Pennsylvania clash when an unexpected visit from a blood-thirsty werewolf literally enters the picture – with deadly results!

The movie we will all be howling about this summer will be released by Cleopatra Entertainment on August 14th.

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