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Crust is a movie about a lost sock monster
November 12th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Have you ever wondered what happens to all of those socks that go missing in the laundry? Sean Whalen shows us in Horredy, Crust, a movie he wrote, directed, and stars in.

Vegas Winters, a depressed, washed-up child actor, fled Tinseltown and now owns and lives in a rundown laundromat. He finds lost socks in the machines and uses them to soak up all his bodily fluids. One night, he is bullied and he cries a tear that turns the pile into a loving sock monster named Crust. Crust becomes his protector and friend. Meanwhile, he has a new girlfriend, a paranormal investigator hounding him, and an old two-faced costar who is forcing him to join a reboot of their 90s sitcom. As Vegas’s life begins to spiral, his enemies are obliterated with deadly consequences.

Who says Hollywood is out of ideas? When was the last time you saw a movie about a killer sock monster? I have seen a lot, but I have never seen that.

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Paddington the Bear made his way to Madame Tussauds
November 6th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Paddington the Bear is the most popular bear in all of the United Kingdom. Therefore, you would think he would have a wax figure at Madame Tussauds London. But he did not.

Now, the movie star has been honored with a life-size candle that will bring joy to anyone who visits the wax museum.

Paddington is dressed in his iconic blue coat and red hat – the instantly recognizable statement outfit across literature and film that people from around the globe know and love.

His third movie, Paddington in Peru, comes out in January.

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Sally Kirkland stars in a movie about herself
November 5th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Sally Kirkland has appeared in over 250 movies and TV shows throughout her career, which began in 1960. Therefore, you would think that people would know who she is. We don’t.

We often confuse her with Sally Kellerman or other blonde actresses in her age group. However, there is one person who knows who she is. His name is Zack, and he is her biggest fan.

Sallywood is based on the true story of a 20-something writer from rural Maine. Zack takes the leap to pursue his ambitions of a Hollywood Career. After driving cross country, in a chance encounter he meets his lifelong idol the week he arrives. Sally hires him on the spot to be her assistant, where he quickly learns her career is a shambles. He dedicates himself to finding a way to land her back on the red carpet where she belongs.

The movie is touring theaters around the country. Keep checking the website to see if it is playing near you.

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Paddington in Peru looks like Indiana Jones for kids!
October 30th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

The latest incarnation of Paddington the Bear movies are beloved by kids. So, it is back for a third movie. And this time, he is taking his family to Peru.

Full of Paddington’s signature blend of wit, charm, and laugh-out-loud humor, Paddington in Peru finds the beloved, marmalade-loving bear lost in the jungle on an exciting, high-stakes adventure. When Paddington discovers his beloved Aunt Lucy has gone missing from the Home for Retired Bears, he and the Brown family head to the wilds of Peru to look for her, the only clue to her whereabouts a spot marked on an enigmatic map. Determined to solve the mystery, Paddington embarks on a thrilling quest through the rainforests of the Amazon to find his aunt…and may also uncover one of the world’s most legendary treasures.

I think kids are going to love this action-packed movie that was made for them and those of us who never grew up.

Paddington in Peru is rolling into theaters on January 17th.

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Terrifier 3 banned for minors in France
October 10th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

I grew up watching Horror movies, so I am a big fan of them. However, I hate the Terrifier franchise. I think that Damien Leone makes his films overly gory to see how sick he can make audiences. And it works because people keep walking out of them to throw up.

With each sequel, he makes them more bloody. So, France put a rare ban on Terrifer 3. They will not allow anyone under 18 to see in theaters.

The film’s French distributors told Bloody Disgusting, “We can only deplore this unexpected final decision, which will seriously hamper the release of the film, awaited by tens of thousands of French viewers and scheduled for October 9 (and of course maintained). Terrifier 3 is a film d’auteur in the purest tradition of the slasher genre, with perfectly “grand-guignolesque” and unrealistic violence. The film never takes itself too seriously, and we know that viewers will have the necessary distance and maturity to understand and appreciate this artistic approach.”

The last film to get this honor in that country was Saw 3 in 2006. Another Horror franchise, I think, sucks.

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