Ever since the Cocaine Bear trailer hit the internet, Horror movie producers have been copying the concept.
So far, there has been a Cocaine Shark, a Cocaine Cougar, and I am watching Meth Gator on Tubi.
Now, there is Crackcoon, a new animal taking a different drug streaming on Screambox. “When a synthetically-altered street drug is discarded in the woods by a drug dealer during a car chase with police, the fallout proves nothing less than horrific as an innocent raccoon eats it, transforming it into a nightmarish killing machine straight from the bowels of Hell. With unsuspecting campers, tourists, and residents of a mountain community all in close proximity to the epicenter, no one is safe from the monster’s unrelenting rampage.”
This is the season when the pretentious Oscar movies hit movie theaters. But most moviegoers don’t want to see them. They want to see movies like Sharkdemic.
It is a movie with a ridiculous plot, awful special effects, bad acting, and a terrible script. It is the type of film that is so stupid, it is so fun!
In present-day Japan, as the Reiwa era begins, Mizu witnesses a flying shark, but no one believes him until more sharks appear and attack the population. Mizu joins the fight against the sharks, but after losing his loved one and discovering he is invincible, he decides to confront the sharks alone. Along the way, he acquires flames capable of burning everything and mushrooms that allow him to travel to space. But when a colossal golden shark, as powerful as Mizu himself, appears in the sky above Earth, the ultimate question remains: Can Mizu defeat this monstrous foe, or will Japan—and the world—face annihilation?
Sharkdemic makes Birdemic look like shit, which it was!
The government thought it was a good idea to make an artist’s creations enter into the public domain 70 years after the creator’s death. And it might not have been a good idea.
Earlier this year, Walt Disney’s Steamboat Willie entered the public domain, and it was announced that there were going to be two Horror movies made with the Disney character.
The producers of Terrifier 2, Terrifier 3, and The Mean One released the first trailer for Screamboat over the weekend.
A late-night ferry ride turns into a nightmare when a murderous and mischievous mouse named Steamboat Willie unleashes bloody mayhem on unsuspecting passengers!
Remember when we were growing up, and Peter Pan asked us to clap to bring Tinkerbell back to life?
Well, in Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare, he is all about the killing. So much so that he makes Captain Hook look like the good guy.
The film follows Wendy Darling as she strikes out in an attempt to rescue her brother Michael from “the clutches of the evil Peter Pan.” Along the way she meets Tinkerbell, who in this twisted version of the story will be seen taking heroine, convinced that it’s pixie dust.
This latest ripped from our childhoods joins the Poohniverse which includes Bambi: The Reckoning, Pinocchio: Unstrung, and Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare.
New York City is one of the most visited cities in the world. Therefore, it would make sense if aliens were to come down to Earth, they would choose Manhattan.
So that is exactly what the Facehuggers from Romulus did.
And even though the aliens claimed several innocent lives, it is still not the scariest thing to invade NYC. That title will always go to the Trumps. They are a parasite we can’t get rid of.
That is why New Yorkers weren’t that scared by the alien invasion. We are used to so much worse.
