I watch a lot of horror movies. Therefore, I have seen a lot of inanimate items come to life kill, like a pinata, a carousel, a sofa, dolls, and so much more.
But I don’t think I have ever seen one with killer teddy bears. However, that is all about to change with Night of the Killer Bears.
A group of 5 teenage friends have a reunion at a quiet resort isolated from the city. Partying takes a dark turn when it’s revealed each of them have hidden secrets and paranoia breaks out when they realize there’s a killer who is lurking nearby.
If you grabbed your teddy bear in excitement for this film as I did, then mark April 18th on your calendars because that is when it comes out.
It has been 20 years since Tommy Wiseau released The Room. So now would be the perfect time for him to release his second movie.
Therefore, get ready for Big Shark, which he describes as, “Three firefighters (George, Patrick & Tim) must save New Orleans from a gigantic shark. Can New Orleans survive?”
It is not a question of if New Orleans can survive. It is can we survive another movie from Wiseau? Can we?
Since I am a cheesy Horror movie fan, I am sure I have seen worse. But have you?
If you are in Portland, you can see the World Premiere screening on April 2nd at Cinema 21. Please go, and tell me how it is.
There is just one Blockbuster left in the world, and it is located in Bend, Oregon. Even though there is one video rental store in existence, people are still interested in the place that gave them so much joy!
Well, the joy might be coming back into our lives. That is because Blockbuster reactivated their site over the weekend. And they posted the message, “We are working on rewinding your movie.”
So are they coming back? We don’t know. But I really hope so.
As much as I love browsing Tubi’s categories every week, it is not the same as doing it at a video store. I miss holding the DVD box in my hand and reading the back to see what the movie was about. There was just something so calming about perusing the aisles to find a film to watch. I want that feeling again.
However, I don’t want the feeling of going to Blockbuster to rent a particular movie and all of the copies were already rented.
I recently watched a movie called Me and Him about a penis controlling the man he is attached to. And I thought to myself, why don’t they make more movies from the perspective of a man’s penis. Well, there is one cumming out on March 24th, and I can’t wait to see Jack March 24th on Amazon.
JACK (Pelayo De Lario) is Charlie’s (Luke Rollason) penis, and he is the brains of the operation, he and Charlie have been friends from birth. When Charlie meets Barbie Le Fleur (Angela Sant’Albano), a Canadian transfer student JACK will do everything in his power to guide his friend in his quest to enchant his dream girl. With the help of an odd group of characters; from an incredibly handsome School therapist to a sex advisor prostitute and a group of hormonal friends Charlie will use his “brain” to get the girl of his dreams.
Life is so serious now, we need something fun like this! So who else is going to be watching it with me?
Once the trailer for Cocaine Bear was a huge success, I knew there were going to be copycats. The Asylum already announced that they are working on Meth Gator, and Wide Eye Releasing released the trailer for Cocaine Shark.
The movie is about a mafia drug lord has unleashed a new, highly addictive stimulant on the streets called HT25, derived from sharks held captive in a secret lab, and which causes monstrous side effects. After an explosion and leak at the lab, an army of mutated, bloodthirsty sharks and other creatures are set loose on the world as a small band of people try to stop the carnage.
The movie is from Mark Polonia, who has given us Amytiville in Space, Sharkula, Noah’s Shark, Virus Shark, Shark Encounters of the Third Kind, Land Shark, Sharkenstein, and Snow Shark, to name a few.
You can watch several of the above on Tubi TV, and you can buy the Cocaine Shark DVD on lucky 7/7.
