When we were kids, we had dreams about the creatures that Jim Henson Creature Shop created. But as adults, we aren’t going to sleep because of the ones they are bringing to life for Five Nights at Freddy’s.
The Blumhouse Horror movie is a fictional take of what would happen if Chuck E. Cheese closed down because kids went missing after they went there. Those missing tormented souls are trapped in the movie’s version of the Munch’s Make-Believe Band, and now they want more kids to join them.
Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy are those animatronic bears, and they are scary AF. Just looking at them made down a tablespoon of instant coffee with a Coke because I don’t want to sleep tonight.
And the movie isn’t even coming out in theaters and on Peacock until October 27th. So there is going to be so much promotion until then.
How am I going to get out of going to my niece’s birthday at Chuck E. Cheese? Well, I have been looking for an excuse, but this trailer just solidified my need not to be there.
Tim Burton is currently making Beetlejuice 2. We know that Michael Keaton and Wynona Ryder are reprising their roles. But what about Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis?
Today, when the actress was on Today, the anchors wanted to know if we will see her as Barbara again.
It doesn’t sound like it because, as she said, “I don’t think I’ll be in it. Because, I think, ghosts don’t age.”
However, she does admit there is CGI. Computer graphics can do wonders. And maybe they can make the 67-year-old look like she is in her 30s again. But I don’t think they can do the same for Baldwin because not only do they have to make him half his age, but they also need to make him half his size.
So it sounds like we will have new ghosts in the sequel that has been 35 years in the making.
Back in 1980, in a movie called Caddyshack, Bill Murray started a war with some gophers at the golf course where he worked, and Ted Knight and Rodney Dangerfield played. He thought he won when he blew up their underground home. But, he didn’t.
So what would happen if the gophers became crazed and started killing everyone off on the golf course? We will find out in October when Caddy Hack makes a hole-in-one on home video.
Anthony Catanese’s Caddy Hack is about a struggling golf course that suffers a string of caddy murders at the paws of pesticide-mutated gofers, while the greedy owner of the facility tries to cover up the carnage and an unhinged groundkeeper wages all-out war on the vicious vermin.
And today, we get to watch the trailer for Crackcoon, which is about a raccoon on crack. Or as Brad Twigg describes it as: When a synthetically-altered street drug is discarded in the woods by a drug dealer during a car chase with police, the fallout proves nothing less than horrific when an innocent raccoon eats it, transforming it into a nightmarish killing machine straight from the bowels of hell. With unsuspecting campers, tourists and residents of a mountain community all in close proximity to the epicenter, no one is safe from the monster’s unrelenting rampage.
The movie doesn’t have a release date because they are still IndieGoGo’ing it. They just need $175 more to reach their goal. And if they go over, then they will start working on the sequel Crackodile. Can you guess what it is about?
Now, if I had the money to do a drug-addicted creature feature, I would do LSD Lion, Marijaguar, or Ecstasy Elephant. What would you do?
For the first time in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ history, the turtles are going to be played by actual teenagers: Micah Abbey, Nicolas Cantu, Shamon Brown Jr., and Brady Noon. Yet, the animated feature brought to us by Seth Rogen, an eternal teen, looks like something people of all ages can enjoy.
After years of being sheltered from the human world, the Turtle brothers set out to win the hearts of New Yorkers and be accepted as normal teenagers through heroic acts. Their new friend April O’Neil helps them take on a mysterious crime syndicate, but they soon get in over their heads when an army of mutants is unleashed upon them.
Seriously, don’t you want to get slimed by their mutant mayhem on August 2nd? TMNT: Mutant Mayhem is the action animated movie we have been craving, and now we are going to get it in two months!
