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Halloween comes early with The Exorcist: Believer
July 25th, 2023 under Blumhouse, Movies. [ Comments: none ]

The Exorcist is considered one of the scariest movies ever made. However, I am sure that most of the Gen Zers have not seen it. So Blumhouse is giving the 1973 feature a sequel, The Exorcist: Believer. A film that will scare the shit out of new and old fans alike.

Since the death of his pregnant wife in a Haitian earthquake 12 years ago, Victor Fielding (Leslie Odom, Jr.) has raised their daughter, Angela (Lidya Jewett) on his own.

But when Angela and her friend Katherine (Olivia Marcum), disappear in the woods, only to return three days later with no memory of what happened to them, it unleashes a chain of events that will force Victor to confront the nadir of evil and, in his terror and desperation, seek out the only person alive who has witnessed anything like it before, Chris MacNeil (Ellen Burstyn reprises her role.)

MacNeil is now an actress who has been forever altered by what happened to her daughter Regan five decades before.

The Exorcist: Believes comes out Friday, the 13th of October. Are you brave enough to see it?

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It’s never too early for Christmas Horror movies
July 18th, 2023 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

I don’t know about you, but I love Christmas Horror movies. I have seen them all. So whenever a new one is coming out, I can’t wait to watch the trailer.

This holiday season, we are getting Yule Log: The Horror Movie, and I can’t wait to watch a Yule log to go around killing people.

The woods are alive with evil and monstrous, ancient entities! Two friends take their buddy to a secluded cabin to take his mind off the recent loss of his wife. What they don’t expect is a night of terror after they unknowingly burn wood from a tree that has grown from a mound once used to burn a powerful witch! The cursed timber re-awakens dark spirits and creatures, forcing them, and a stranded woman, to fight for their lives during the Night of Mothers. This Yule Log burns forever, in hell!

You can preorder the movie from SRS Cinema today and start celebrating Christmas earlier this year.

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Wonka looks as sweet as chocolate
July 11th, 2023 under Hugh Grant, Movies, Timothée Chalamet. [ Comments: none ]

I grew up watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and I adored Gene Wilder in the lead role.

So anytime I hear that they are doing another version, I expect Willy Wonka to live up to the charisma and magic that Wilder had in the role. Johnny Depp didn’t do it. And I don’t think Timothée Chalamet will either. He does not have that “It Factor” that makes him special for a role like this, at least not in this trailer.

While I don’t see him as the chocolate genius, I can’t wait to see this movie on December 15th. It feels like a fantasy adventure that is perfect for Christmastime, like The Greatest Showman or Mary Poppins.

So it will be fun to watch! That, and let’s be real, we are all going to see Hugh Grant dancing as an Oompa Loompa. We need more of him ASAP!

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I sentence you to watch Call Her King
July 7th, 2023 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Call Her King is not your typical action movie. However, it is better than most because it keeps you on the edge of your seat throughout the whole film.

Jaeda King (Naturi Naughton) is a judge, and she is about to make the biggest ruling in her career. Sean Samuels (Jason Mitchell) has been convicted of murder, and King is about to sentence him for his crime. She brought everyone in early to avoid all the press and protestors. That means the courthouse is basically empty.

She will learn quickly that is a huge mistake because Sean’s brother, Gabriel (Lance Gross), has come to break his brother out. And he is not alone. He has carefully planned this attack, and he will kill anyone who gets in his way, including judges, lawyers, and civilians.

Gabriel is a cult leader, and he has people who are willing to sacrifice themselves for the cause. So they walk into that courthouse with guns blazing. They get as far as Judge King’s courtroom. But they can’t get in because the door was locked.

So now she, her bailiff, Sean’s lawyer, and Sean are on the run in the courthouse, doing everything they can get out of there alive.

Little does Gabriel know he messed with the wrong judge. King’s father raised her to believe that her last name means honor. So he taught her how to defend herself. They might think she will be an easy target, but she is proving them wrong.

Who will wind up winning? There will be many twists and turns throughout their cat vs. cat game. You will never know what is going to happen next. All leading to an ending you will never see coming.

If you are looking for something thrilling to watch, then Call Her King, which is streaming on BET+, is exactly what the Blockbuster clerk ordered.

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The Poltergeist clown sold for over $650,000
June 29th, 2023 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

PropstoreAuction is having a 3-day Entertainment Memorabilia Live Auction, and one of the items sold for over $250,000 more than what they were asking for. What is it? The scary clown from the original Poltergeist.

Yes, the doll, which has been giving people nightmares since 1982, was bought by someone. The auction house was estimating that it would go for somewhere people $200,000-$400,000. However, it went for $656,250 after 32 bids.

What the actual fuck? I am not scared of clowns. But that thing scared the fucking shit out of me. Who would want that thing? No. No. No. No. Did I say no?

If I walked into a room with that thing. I would go to the auto store, buy some gas, and set the house on fire. No court would convict me. I would be like I saw the clown from Poltergeist in that house and was destroying it so it wouldn’t terrorize anyone else. Not only would they acquit me, but they would also give me the key to the city.

What is the one prop that will forever haunt your nightmares?

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