And today, we get to watch the trailer for Crackcoon, which is about a raccoon on crack. Or as Brad Twigg describes it as: When a synthetically-altered street drug is discarded in the woods by a drug dealer during a car chase with police, the fallout proves nothing less than horrific when an innocent raccoon eats it, transforming it into a nightmarish killing machine straight from the bowels of hell. With unsuspecting campers, tourists and residents of a mountain community all in close proximity to the epicenter, no one is safe from the monster’s unrelenting rampage.
The movie doesn’t have a release date because they are still IndieGoGo’ing it. They just need $175 more to reach their goal. And if they go over, then they will start working on the sequel Crackodile. Can you guess what it is about?
Now, if I had the money to do a drug-addicted creature feature, I would do LSD Lion, Marijaguar, or Ecstasy Elephant. What would you do?
For the first time in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ history, the turtles are going to be played by actual teenagers: Micah Abbey, Nicolas Cantu, Shamon Brown Jr., and Brady Noon. Yet, the animated feature brought to us by Seth Rogen, an eternal teen, looks like something people of all ages can enjoy.
After years of being sheltered from the human world, the Turtle brothers set out to win the hearts of New Yorkers and be accepted as normal teenagers through heroic acts. Their new friend April O’Neil helps them take on a mysterious crime syndicate, but they soon get in over their heads when an army of mutants is unleashed upon them.
Seriously, don’t you want to get slimed by their mutant mayhem on August 2nd? TMNT: Mutant Mayhem is the action animated movie we have been craving, and now we are going to get it in two months!
Forget Cocaine Bear. Let’s not even talk about TMNT: Mutant Mayhem. Little Mermaid, who? Those are not the movies that everyone is going to want to see this year. So what is it? Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space deserves that title.
When a couple of intergalactic space crabs land on Earth, they encounter the one thing they didn’t expect… A duo of dumb frat boys force-feeding them cocaine! As it turns out, cocaine gives space crabs an overbearing impulse to kill! Their string of peculiar homicides has Detective Charlie Reese thinking that something smells fishy… literally! But, when he explains to his Captain that crabs may be causing the grisly murders, he is quickly dismissed. Trying to back up his theory, Detective Reese seeks the help of a sea life expert, but the best local help he can find is a pet store employee named ‘Alex Bailey.’ Convinced that the detective may be onto something, the two of them find themselves teaming up in the deadly wake of the coked-out crabs!
If the plot is not enough to make you want to get high with it, then the expensive special effects are going to draw you in like crabs to butter sauce.
And once you see it, you are going to be addicted for life! And I don’t want to go to rehab if that means I can’t watch Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space over and over and over and over again!
SRS Cinema doesn’t have a release date on this future classic, but I hope they don’t wait too long because I need my fix, and I need it now.
UPDATE: Pre-sales for the movie start on Thursday at 7p, and it will start shipping in late August.
TMNT: Mutant Mayhem is one of the most anticipated movies of the summer. And today, we found out we are not going to have to wait as long as we thought to see it. That is because Paramount moved up the release date from August 4th to August 2nd. Two days can seem like an eternity, and that eternity just got a little shorter.
So get ready for teenagers Micah Abbey, Nicolas Cantu, Shamon Brown Jr., and Brady Noon to play Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Raphael, respectively, in Seth Rogen’s take on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
After years of being sheltered from the human world, the Turtle brothers set out to win the hearts of New Yorkers and be accepted as normal teenagers through heroic acts. Their new friend April O’Neil helps them take on a mysterious crime syndicate, but they soon get in over their heads when an army of mutants is unleashed upon them.
Mutant Mayhem also stars the voices of Hannibal Buress, Rose Byrne, John Cena, Jackie Chan, Ice Cube, Natasia Demetriou, Ayo Edebiri, Giancarlo Esposito, Post Malone, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, and Maya Rudolph.
Here is some more good news for fans, the second trailer will be released on May 31st.
