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Does this Screamboat’s Steamboat Willie scare you?
January 13th, 2025 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Variety

Sleight of Hands Prods released a photo of Terrifier’s David Howard Thornton as Steamboat Willie (aka the first incarnation of Mickey Mouse) in their Horror movie Screamboat to Variety.

I don’t know about you, but I just want to laugh at him. He looks more like a dirty rat that lives in a New York City subway station and steals cigarette butts as compared to the Mickey Mouse we knew in 1929. And because of that, I don’t think I will take the movie seriously. Not that we are supposed to.

So what is it about? Screamboat follows a group of New Yorkers on a late-night ferry ride that turns deadly when a mischievous mouse begins a rampage, targeting unsuspecting passengers. The unlikely crew must band together to thwart the murderous menace before their relaxing commute turns into a nightmare.

Screamboat will be released in theaters nationwide in April, but there will be previews beforehand. Are you going to see it? I will wait until it is on Tubi.

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The next Disney movie to get a live-action remake is…
December 11th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Now that Mufasa: The Lion King is coming out, Disney is working on the next live-action movie based on one of their animated movies. What is it going to be? Don’t get your hair in a knot because it is going to be Tangled.

According to Variety, Michael Gracey, who worked in The Greatest Showman, is in talks to direct, and Jennifer Kaytin Robinson, who wrote the upcoming I Know What You Did Last Summer sequel, penned the script for this reimaging.

Casting has not begun for the movie, so who do you think should star in it? I think Sabrina Carpenter and Felix Mallard would be great as Rapunzel and Flynn Rider. It’s a good thing grey-haired Zachary Levi aged out of the role. Moore has done the same, but she could be fun as Mother Gothel. She could be up for an Oscar if she did because how could someone so nice play someone so mean.

Hopefully,  Snow White will be such a bomb that Disney will decide not to make this movie or any more animated live-action features.

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Stream is being released on VHS
December 9th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Just when you thought that VHS was deader than Zachary Levi’s career, it is making a comeback, like Brendan Fraser.

Witter Entertainment, the company that brought us the Terrifier franchise, is releasing its new all-star movie (Jeffrey Combs (Re-Animator), Danielle Harris (Halloween), David Howard Thornton (Terrifier), Dee Wallace (E.T.), Daniel Roebuck (The Munsters), Felissa Rose (Sleepaway Camp), Bill Moseley (The Devil’s Rejects), the late Tony Todd (Candyman), and Tim Curry (IT)) on VHS.

Stream is about a peaceful stay in a quaint hotel is just what Roy Keenan’s family needs. However, that is not what is in store for them. With four deranged murderers patrolling the seemingly mundane halls and competing in a twisted game, the odds are definitely not in Roy’s favor. He must fight for his life and those of his family as their simple weekend getaway truly turns into a vacation to die for.

The company is releasing two versions: a standard VHS tape for $28 and 50 blue VHS variant tapes for $33.

The movie is available for pre-order now and will be sent out early next year.

Now that VHS is coming back, time to go to your local Buy Nothing group and ask for a VHS player. Do they even make them anymore?

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This is not your grandmother’s Mickey Mouse
December 2nd, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

For almost 100 years, Mickey Mouse has been kid friendly. However, things changed when Steamboat Willie went into public domain on the first of this year.
As soon as that happened, we found out there are several Horror movies being made about him.

The first one, The Mouse Trap, came out earlier this year. Surprisingly, it was not that bad.

The next one is Mouse of Horrors, and we are getting the first look at the film. MoH is about a group of friends who get trapped at an amusement park and strike out an attempt to survive against a mutated rat known as The Killer.

If this is what they are doing to Mickey, imagine what they are going to do to Minnie Mouse, who is also in public domain.

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Wicked for straight men
November 30th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Men all over the world are being forced to see Wicked by their girlfriends. They can’t get out of it if they want to have sex with her after the movie. So what are they going to do to survive the 160-minute Musical?

Gabe Gibbs made a TikTok preparing those men for a film they are going to secretly enjoy. And now they are going to get laid this weekend!

And to all the single men who don’t have girlfriends, you should go see Wicked too. You might just meet a girl who likes a man who is not afraid to enjoy a movie with a lot of singing.

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