I guess Tommy Lee has run out of places on his body to get inked because he went full millennial and got some tattoos on both sides of his face.
I will never get why people think face tats look good because they don’t. I guess I am getting older. Not as old as Lee, but old. What do you think of his new ink?
No matter what he does to his body, there is always one part of him that will be beautiful. I am talking about his drumstick, of course!
Tommy Lee had a painful day yesterday, he revealed on TikTok that he got his d!ck stuck in his zipper. Anyone, who has seen his sex tape, knows there is a lot to get stuck. Which is explains which zipper he got it stuck in!
Who knew the Mötley Crüe drummer was so funny? We knew he marched to the beat of his own drum, but know we know he is also his own ba-dum-tsss.
Tommy Lee has been having way too much fun on TikTok, and it looks like the Mötley Crüe drummer has shot his last video.
Even Dr. Feelgood cannot save him. Or maybe he could Kickstart his Heart? I think it will be the latter. Once he is better, he will be back Shouting at the Devil and Smoking in the Boys Room again.
Imagine if you are looking for a house, and the realtor tells your neighbor is going to be Tommy Lee. At first, you will be like that is so cool. Then you would be like, I don’t want to live next to the Mötley Crüe.
Eventually, you decide to buy the house next door to him. Every morning, he wakes up to wish you a good morning on the top of his lungs. What do you do? Say it back to him like any NYer would. The good old, “F*ck you!”
I wish I had a few million dollars, so I could live next to both of them.
Back in 2014, Mötley Crüe signed a contract saying that they were going to do one more tour, which would end on December 31, 2015, and that was it for them. Well, it is the same old situation as with many bands. They lied.
Today, the bad boys blew up that contact and announced that they are getting back together. They made this decision after finding a whole new audience due to their Netflix biopic Dirt. Those misunderstood youth want to see the rockers rock out in person. Therefore, the band is back smoking in the boys’ room aka making music.
Not sure if they are doing it for the money or the Girls, Girls, Girls. Probably a mixture of both. However, I bet, being back in the studio and on the road is Home Sweet Home for them.
Seriously, did anyone think that they were not going to get back together again? They will be doing this until Dr. Feelgood can no longer kickstart their hearts.
