Seriously? OMG! WTF?

(photos from WireImage)

@kenjeong hey ken. Why r u always giving me the stink eye at events? What did I do to u? I think u are super funny, so what gives?

@ericstonestreet I’d rather not talk about it in public, Eric Stonestreet. Thank god this is a private direct message and not a tweet.

@kenjeong uh Ken? This IS a public tweet and you just admitted you DO have an issue with me.

@ericstonestreet I don’t have a problem with you, tubby. Again, thank god this is a private email.

@kenjeong who u callin tubby, neddle dick?!

@ericstonestreet Okay dude, whatever. Remember that 2001 film audition? I do.

@kenjeong what r u talking about!? Maybe u didn’t, but I had a just FEW more than 1 audition in 2001. Can’t we just b happy 4 each other?

@ericstonestreet Wow. U really don’t remember. And if u must know, I had 3 auditions in ’01, so there. Guess I won that argument.
@ericstonestreet You may have won an Emmy, but I did BET Comic View 3 years in a row. And last time I checked, 3 is greater than 1. #iwin

@kenjeong I know nothing about u. I just read you used to b a Dr. A Dr. of what? Proctology? Cause u seem like an asshole. #iwin

@ericstonestreet Wow. Jealous much? I have a pain in my ass and you, sir, are it. #selfdiagnosis

@kenjeong Yes Ken. I’m jealous. Jealous of you sir. But then, who isn’t?

@ericstonestreet U see? That is just like u, Eric. U say things like that and u make it impossible for me to hate u. #whenharrymetsally

@kenjeong I say we meet and figure this out.

@ericstonestreet Ur right, let’s meet up. We can work it out. There are bigger things happening here than me & you. #Beatles #Spiderman2

@kenjeong I DM u my number and u call and hang up? 5 times? Really Ken? Y r u scared 2 talk 2 me? Keep it up, and I tweet ur #

@ericstonestreet oops ,my houseboy tests out new phone # 5 times 2 see if they’re legit. so sorry, will call back #passiveaggressive

@kenjeong thanks for the voicemail ken. it almost seemed sincere. good luck with the upcoming season of your show.

@ericstonestreet Aww thanks, you too, broseph! Almost Sincere is the working title of my one man show. Actually, that’s a lie. #frenemy

I hope these two work it out because they are too funny to let something this unfunny come between them.
I don’t know about you, but I want to know what happened at the audition 9 years ago?

UPDATE: At first I thought this might have been two comedic actors trying to pull one over on us followers, but now it seems like they mean it. I guess we won’t see Ken on Modern Family or Eric on Community anytime soon…

UPDATE 2: I have a Hangover from their Twitter fight! Hopefully they will meet and hug it out!!! And if they do then their Tweets then maybe their Tweets will have a much different tone…

(bottom photo from Sofia Vergara’s Twitter )

Eric Stonestreet
Julie Bowen said, I would walk and wave down Sunset Blvd if we won. No! I would nominate Ty, probably, to take Sofia’s place or Ed. I don’t know anyone who wants to see me walking naked anywhere.

Ed O’Neill
No, no, no, no! Nobody wants to see me naked trust me. Maybe Sofia, for sure. Sofia might do it

Ty Burrell
Ty: I guess this is a spoiler, “yes!” I’m first up
SOW: Are you ready to do it?
Ty: I’m going to do it today, just for fun…I do it every day just for exercise, a naked run down Sunset, just for fitness. So if they want to document it, that will be fine.

Julie Bowen
JB: I don’t know anyone who would do it.
SOW: Ty said he would do it.
JB: G-d bless Ty
SOW: I think it is going to be the twins.
JB: I have no idea, boy we should be so lucky to have that problem.

Sofia Vergara
SV: I will do what I have to do. I mean, I don’t think I will run that is really ridiculous because I have bad knees….They called me from the show and were like do you mind if we put this ad in and I was like “no!” but I really thought they were not going to put it in. And then like two days, I realized that they did it.
SOW: Ty said he would go naked if you don’t want to.
SV: Well hopefully if you read it perfectly, you see it says the cast member can change, so I am hoping it is either Ty or Ed maybe.

Steve Levitan
SL: I will not do that under any circumstances, I don’t want to blind people.
SOW: Oh please…Who came up with the ad?
SL: I wrote that.
SOW: How did you come up with the ad?
SL: They told us they were taking some ads out and I said, that most of the ads taken out for shows are very boring and generic. Why don’t we go past you and do something that is a little bit different, so we wrote a few ads…and let’s try to make people laugh a little bit. Our show is smart, let’s be smart in our ads.

I know who I want to see run naked (and yes it is one of the men who said no), but I know you boys want to see the lovely and naturally funny Sofia Vergara do it. I am still waiting to hear back from ABC who will do it, but as of now no response. All I know is I want to be there when they decide to do it. But what I am looking forward to more is September 22nd, when the show that revived family sitcoms is back for a second season!
I am can’t begin to tell you how happy I am that Modern Family won three Emmys last night because it is such original, well-written, hysterical comedy with a cast that really feel like a family. And if that ad is what pushed those Emmy voters to give it as many wins as they did, then whichever cast member will have to make the embarrassing sacrifice of running in the birthday suit down the Sunset Strip…it was well worth it!

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