To go off on what Jeff Foxwrothy says, “You Know Your Redneck when…” To me one of the ways you know you are a redneck is if you think see UFOs that are clearly not there and that is what just Billy Ray Cyrus thought he saw in the above picture. He Tweeted, “O. K. . ..my first U F O sighting.Looks like 5 or 6 disk like shapes hovering. Special moment 4 DAD” I don’t want to break his achy breaky heart and tell him that even though he sees spaceships, I only see a beautiful sunset.
BTW I wonder why is so desperate to see martians? Is he hoping for an anal probe? Oh wait that’s why I want to see little green men…
Miley’s Cyrus older brother Trace is going to be a dad and he is keeping it in the Disney family. Brenda Song aka London Tipton from The Suite Life with Zach and Cody and him are expecting their first child together according to Celebuzz. The couple have been dating for a few months and made their first pubic appearance in May.
No other details are known like how far along she is or how Aunt Miley feels about it.
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Miley Cyrus is so busy these days that she doesn’t even have time to get her upper lip waxed. Actually she was on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon yesterday and she shared with him that she loves fake mustaches. I wonder how she developed that fetish?
Billy Ray Cyrus did an interview with GQ and he said he feels his family is being attacked by Satan. Well the Devil felt the same way about the Achy Breaky Heart singer and went on Jimmy Kimmel Live to express how he upset he was. Now that I have heard from Beelzebub, so much makes sense about Miley Cyrus and her career as Hannah Montana. And for that matter it also explains why Doc was on the air for so long…
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Now that Miley Cyrus is 18, she is legally showing off her cleavage. She better watch out because Hannah Montana is barely avoiding a nip slip and I am sure that is not how she wants to celebrate no longer being a minor.
