Seriously? OMG! WTF?

SHOCK-rocker Marilyn Manson is about to get one of the biggest shocks of his bizarre life – his stunning stripper-wife, Dita Von Teese, is dumping him after only a year of marriage. Page Six has learned that the pasty-faced Manson, whose real name is Brian Warner, will be served with divorce papers today at a Los Angeles recording studio where he’s working on his next album, with Von Teese citing "irreconcilable differences" in giving him the boot. Sources say the raven-haired bombshell filed for the split right before Christmas, but Manson has been unaware of it because she couldn’t get in touch with him. "He’s not been responsive," a friend said. "She loved him so much, but he has too many demons. He can’t even communicate with her at this point. She tried to tell him she was divorcing him, but she can’t even get him on the phone. She moved out of the house and he hasn’t even noticed." Friends say Manson had been boozing heavily last year, much to Von Teese’s dismay, but she’d desperately tried to hold on. "She really tried to make this work," the friend said. A rep for the Michigan-born beauty, who is the spokesmodel for MAC makeup’s Viva Glam lipstick and lip gloss line, declined to comment. But John Demsey, group president of Estée Lauder, told us: "We’re really sad to hear this. Dita has been the most extraordinary MAC spokeswoman. She’s the ultimate professional – a glamour girl like there used to be in the ’30s and ’40s." Von Teese’s pals say they are squarely on her side. "Well, at least now she won’t have to share her makeup," one quipped. It’s not known yet whether Von Teese plans to ask for custody of the couple’s two cats, Lily and Aleister, and dachshunds, Greta and Eva.

Page Six (story) and Dlisted (photo) 

And here I thought they were perefect couple, a match made in hell and would last forever…guess not.

RED-HOT babe Beyoncé has revealed she keeps a super sexy "Freakum dress", to fire up her love life whenever things fizzle out.The bootilicious babe, who is engaged to hip-hop mogul Jay-Z, has even written a track on her latest album B-Day in honour of the saucy little number, which she insists never fails to rekindle their passion.Beyoncé said: "I think every woman has one. If she doesn’t she should get one, because they’re necessary sometimes. I have a couple of really sexy black dresses, you know?"And here are some more celebrity tips to keeping your relationship on fire:Underworld vamp Kate Beckinsale uses her high-speed internet connection to put on raunchy shows for hubby Len Wiseman. She said: "We use webcams while we’re apart. He gives me orders as to what outfit I should wear."Eva Longoria purrs in French to warm up basketball lover Tony Parker. She said: "I’m learning French so we can say all those sexy things to each other in bed.Christina Aguilera says being confident about yourself is the main thing. She said: "Sexuality… I enjoy expressing that in a very empowering way."Burlesque beauty Dita Von Teese entertains hubby Marilyn Manson by wearing saucy stockings every single day. She said: "If you wear the right kind of garter belt and stockings, it will change your life."Jools Oliver cooks up a treat for Jamie. She said: "I send Jamie out of the room, call him back in and greet him dressed in nothing but a pair of jingle bells on my boobs."Jessica Simpson takes the treat ‘em mean, keep ‘em keen approach. She said: "I play hard to get. If you turn sex down for a couple of days, it makes it better."Jordan suggests stripping down to the bare essentials. She said: "If sexy lingerie makes you feel special, then share your thoughts with your squeeze."Britney likes to dominate K-Fed. She said: "I’ve always been a tomboy – I’ve always ended up being the man in the relationship."Teri Hatcher suggests a timely trip to Ann Summers will to do the trick. She said: "There are a lot of fabulous electronics out there!"

The Sun 

OK I am off to buy a black dress, stockings, garter belt, lingerie, webcam and a boyfriend after treading this article!

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