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Madonna, that’s one way to get the Kardashian butt? |
| February 8th, 2015 under Madonna. [ Comments: 1 ]
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via Newser
Madonna has a very very toned body for a woman who is 56 years old or any age to be honest, and that means she doesn’t really have a butt. At least not one nearly as huge as the Kardashians or Nicki Minaj’s. So how does the Material Girl get people talking about her a$$? She wears a thong that pushes it up over the borderline and makes it looks like something Sir Mix A Lot would be singing about.
BTW I am sure after Kanye West saw this, he ran out to buy it for his wife. Do they even make one in her size?
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Madonna sucks! |
| February 5th, 2015 under Madonna. [ Comments: none ]
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Madonna shared this photo of herself sucking on her thumb and she said “Bad habits die hard.” Out of all the body parts I imagined in her mouth, a thumb was not one of them. I also didn’t picture it being part of her body that she would be sucking on. If you get, where I am going with this thought…
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How many people does it take to put on Madonna’s boots? |
| October 30th, 2014 under Madonna. [ Comments: none ]
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Madonna shared this photo of 3, yes 3, people putting on her Givenchy boots and none of those people were the singer herself. Proving it is good to be the Material Girl, who has enough money to pay three women to do something she could do on her own.
Now, I want to know how many people it takes to put on her underwear. We know how many people it takes to get her out of them.
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Madonna looks like the material girl we got to know! |
| September 9th, 2014 under Madonna. [ Comments: 20 ]
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Madonna Instagrammed the above photo and said, “This is my Lets Get Sh!t Done” look in the studio today. People are scared. If this doesn’t work i have a few other trucks! #bitchimmadonna”.
I don’t know why people are scared of her because I think the singer looks the best we have seen her look in a long time. It actually took me a few minutes to actually believe it was her because I totally didn’t recognize her.
What do you think of this look on her?
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Madonna claims she made it through the wilderness |
| July 21st, 2014 under Madonna. [ Comments: none ]
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Madonna posted the above photo and said, “I made it through the wilderness!” But to me it doesn’t seem like she did. She looks more like a virgin the morning after a really good first time.
On a positive note, it’s the first time I saw her looking her own age and not trying to look like as young as she did when she went over the borderline.
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