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Parents around the world are sick of their little girls singing, “Do You Want to Build a Snowman?” but there is one parent who is not suffering like all of those other ones. That parent is the one who sings the song in the movie. That’s right, Kristen Bell’s daughter has yet to see the feature film that almost every other girl in the world has seen multiple times.
She told Us Weekly that her daughter is unimpressed by what she does for living and that is why she hasn’t let Lincoln seen. I call BS on that Princess Anna. Out of all of the kids around the world who should’ve seen that Disney film, it is the stars of it. The fact that she doesn’t have her daughter screaming, I mean singing, Let It Go, is royally f*cked up to me. She needs to get over herself and suffer like all the other parents in the world. Who is with me on this one?
So if you see Kristen Bell walking around, make sure to have your kid sing “Do You Want to Build a Snowman?” to her at the top of their lungs. Let the voice of that song know how annoying it is since her own child doesn’t get to the deed. Fair is fair when it comes to Frozen fatigue!
Conan O’Brien asked Dax Shepard about his nude scene in This is Where I Leave You, and the answer he got was more than he bargained for. It starts off pretty normal as the Parenthood star explains that he did lunges to build up his butt, but then it takes a hairy turn. You see, Dax has a forest in the valley (Andy Richter’s description) and he didn’t want the viewing audience to see it. So he asked his wife, Kristen Bell, to shave him there and for some reason she agreed. As she took an electric razor to his buttcrack, she hummed Lipps Inc’s disco hit Funkytown. You’d think there would be a better song to hum like ACDC’s Highway to Hell or Meat Loaf’s Bat Out of Hell. You get the theme I am going with there, right?
Now back to his wife doing the doody, I mean duty, what was she thinking? True love is not even an excuse. You couldn’t get me to do that crappy job for the biggest diamond in the world. As the TBS late night asked, why not go to a professional. That is what they are for, not the woman you say you love. No where in the vows does it say, a$$hole shaving. Ladies, who’s with me? Would you do that for your man?
Kristen Bell is going to be on The Ellen DeGeneres Show tomorrow and she tells the Daytime host that she is a big fan of the show Naked and Afraid. So Ellen came up with a scenario for her to do, like the one they would do on the show, had her strip down and then made her go for it. So would the Veronica Mars survive in the wilderness naked? Yes, but BAREly.
Kristen Bell is going to be on Queen Latifah‘s show this Friday and she has a message for all of us. She wants us to look at her boobs, wink wink. Now if only Veronica Mars has a pair for us to look at…
As we all know Kristen Bell is one of the cutest actresses out there, and now she is even cuter thanks to Sesame Street. Abby asked Veronica Mars what she looked like with different emotions like surprise and angry, but when she got to loved, Bell didn’t know how to show it in her face. That was until Abby hugged and then she knew and we knew what it looks like to be loved! Awwwdorable!
