Jimmy Kimmel Live came up with an invention that will make plowing snow fun for the man in your life. They took her infamous naked butt photo, blew up and put it on a snow blower. They placed the blower through her a$$hole and let the snow spew out.
Only problem was when they were doing the demonstration, the snow got stuck. So one of the workers had to stick his hand in to unjam it. And I am sure that isn’t the first time Kim’s butt has had a hand in it? And I am sure that it also isn’t the first time her a$$ has white stuff coming out of it? Ba da dump!
Kim Kardashian’s butt did not break the internet, but it did attract the attention of Taiwanese Animators. The best part about this a$$imation is they can make her bum as big as they want, and they made it huge!
She might be the butt of all jokes now, and this is the best visualization of it.
If you were looking forward to the Kardashian Kristmas Kard, then I have some bad news for you. The Kardashians ran out of time and they won’t be doing one this year. Kim Kardashian told Glamour Magazine that instead they will have a photobooth at their Kristmas party and do a New Year’s one instead. I don’t know about you, but it is just not the same.
I don’t know how we can have Christmas now. Oh well, thanks to Paper Magazine at least we got Thanksgiving Kard from Mrs Kanye West. You know that picture where she shows off her two butterball turkeys?
Kim Kardashian tried to break the internet yesterday by releasing two photos for her spread in Paper Magazine, and turns out those were the ones that were safe(r) for work.
Today Paper released the other two photos and Mrs Kanye West gave us a 180 on her body. As in she showed us her naked body from the knees up from the side and the front. She left nothing to imagination, and boy do I wish she did.
Today, I was talking to someone about yesterday’s photos. The mom of a 7 year old boy said to me that she thinks that Kim needs to remember she is mom now and can’t do the stuff she did before North West was born. She added that Kim needs to consider how her child is going to feel when Nori sees photos like this of her mom because you know her friends are going to show her these photos just to tease her.
I just wished she would keep her clothes on because I am so sick of looking at her body.
If you want to see the NSFInstagram photos, then check out Paper Magazine.
For years we have wanted to know what Kim Kardashian‘s talent is, and today we found it out. She can balance a champagne glass on her a$$. Granted, she could probably also balance a barrel of wine on it too.
BTW does anyone know what color wine goes with a greased up ham? For some reason the top photo has me thinking of ham? I don’t know why, but it does.
