Even though the Kardashians can’t wait to be on camera every day, Saint West had to wait three whole months before we got to see what his face looks like. Which is surprising because he is so cute. Just like his dad Kanye West, but only when he is sleeping.
Yesterday, KimKardashian, her husband and North West went baby shopping with Chrissy Teigen and John Legend, and the father and daughter fell asleep in a model nursery room. If Ye was like that more often maybe we would like him. But the second he opens his mouth and eyes, it is a different story for us. Then he is more like his son when he is having a crying tantrum in the middle of the night and you don’t know what the baby wants.
via Kim Kardashian
Kris Jenner and Melanie Griffith are good friends, so I guess the Momanger invited her BFF to go to her son-in-law’s listening party/fashion show in NYC yesterday. Being the good friend that she is, she went. Although, looking at her face in this photo, I think it looks like she really regretted going.
Seriously, could she look any more pissed to be there? I mean, I would have the same expression if I were in her shoes, so I understand. I think we all understand.
The Kardashians trekked all the way to NYC to support their sister Kim Kadashian‘s husband Kanye West’s album listening party/fashion show at Madison Square Garden. As a reward to them, he made them wear his clothes and pose in them. They look as thrilled as, well, they look absolutely miserable. Then again if I were surrounded by all of those drab colors, I would be depressed too.
The last time I saw all those colors together like that is when I would drive up to Santa Clarita a few months ago and all the hills were the same color as his clothes because it hadn’t rained in a almost a year. Which means they were covered with inches of mud and dust. Now that it has rained, they are now green and full of life. Maybe Kanye should add some life to his walking dead fashion line.
Tori Spelling is on Kocktails with Khloe tonight and Khloe Kardashian asked her where’s the strangest place she ever peed? Because, you know, we all want to know that. Not.
The 90210er admitted that when she gets drunk, she has an alter ego called Teri who will pee anywhere and everywhere she wants. So much so, she came clean about the strangest places she did it. She bragged that, “She will piss under the table, everyone raise your legs. She will pee in a potted plant. She will pee, yeah…” Then she added, “Like, I would literally, if we were having the most amazing conversation, I would literally drink this glass, and rather sit here and pee in it so we can continue our conversation, then get up and leave you.”
Thankfully, she doesn’t drink as much now because she is a mom. Which is good because after this admission, I don’t think anyone would want to get drunk with her. Unless they are in to the whole watching someone pee fetish. Which is called Urolagnia according to Wikipedia. Yes, I looked it up because I figured it was real, but just wanted to confirm my suspicion.
Gotta love The Kardashians, they are the gift that keeps on giving. Like you have wanted a photo of them that you could you use to play darts with for the longest time, and Harper’s Bazaar supplied us with that picture.
So print out this image of Kris Jenner, hang it up and start playing. Is that fun?
And when it is full of holes, then print it out again. Repeat as needed.
See they keep on giving!
