They say if you lay down with dogs, you will wake up with fleas. Well, if you lay down with pigs, you will get a Kevin Bacon. Don’t believe me? Well, seeing is believing, and you are seeing a Kevin Bacon laying down with four pigs. Therefore, it is true because I saw it on the internet.
When it comes to who is the biggest ham out of the five of them, that title goes to the Bacon.
If the actor eats any of them, would that be cannibalism?
Which little piggy do you think he is? I say he is the one who “cried wee wee wee all the way home.”
I will stop now because this is making me as happy as a pig in mud.
Before Kevin Bacon was starring in comedies A Few Good Men and She’s Having a Baby, he was telling jokes on for Playboy’s Street Jokes. How funny was the 24-year-old back in that 1983 video?
In his latest performance, he sang I Want It That Way by The Backstreet Boys. However, this time he wanted a different opinion than the baad ones he gets from his sheep. Therefore, he asked A.J. McLean what he thought of it. To see what that BSBer said, then click here!
Since Kevin Bacon can’t hit the road with his brothers, he had to come up with an alternative way to get an audience to listen to him sing. Therefore, he went to the barn on his farm and serenaded his goats with New Kids on the Block’s Hanging Tough.
Did the actor have the right stuff for Macon and Louie? Nope. But I think he does for NKOTB.
This is not the first time that he has given them a free concert, and they didn’t like it. They better be careful because I hear goat curry is really yummy.
