On Friday, Kevin Bacon turned the big 6-4. Therefore, he wanted to know if we still love him now that he is 64. So, he sang The Beatles’ classic When I’m Sixty-Four to ask us that question.
The answer is a resounding yes! We can never not love the man who is six degrees of separation from every actor in Hollywood, including me!
BTW I don’t know what I find harder to believe. The fact that Bacon is 64 or that Paul McCartney is 16 years older than the title of the song he wrote in his early teens.
They say if you lay down with dogs, you will wake up with fleas. Well, if you lay down with pigs, you will get a Kevin Bacon. Don’t believe me? Well, seeing is believing, and you are seeing a Kevin Bacon laying down with four pigs. Therefore, it is true because I saw it on the internet.
When it comes to who is the biggest ham out of the five of them, that title goes to the Bacon.
If the actor eats any of them, would that be cannibalism?
Which little piggy do you think he is? I say he is the one who “cried wee wee wee all the way home.”
I will stop now because this is making me as happy as a pig in mud.
Before Kevin Bacon was starring in comedies A Few Good Men and She’s Having a Baby, he was telling jokes on for Playboy’s Street Jokes. How funny was the 24-year-old back in that 1983 video?
