Ke$ha was on Conan O’Brien’s show yesterday and the TBS host asked her what’s her process on writing new songs. At first she said the boring things like they come to her in a dream or she’ll just write them down on her phone or her hand. But then she shared with him that she has a new technique she came up with to write some of the music for her new album and it is something I am sure people will pay the big bucks to see done. She said, “It started as a joke, but then it has seriously produced some of my favorite songs on my new record.” Then she explained it, “What I do is I turn off all of the lights, I walk over to the piano and I gently lower myself. My boobs!” Conan responds by saying, “Your breasts?” And she elaborates with, “Yeah my t!ties.” Which he set himself him up for! But then she goes into detail how her girls touch the keys and make sweet sweet music bouncing back and forth, tickling the ivories.
Seriously are her breasts the only ones that can make boobiful music? Is that really all that special? I mean mine clap at comedians jokes, if I wear a low enough and tight enough shirt and they tell one that is funny enough for them to applaud for. Actually now they feel kind of ordinary after hearing what hers can do.
But back to her because she also kept us abreast of the meaning behind some her songs. Dinosaurs is about old men (like Conan’s age) hitting on her, Grow a Pair is self explanatory and finally Gold TransAm is about her you know what!
So in short we now know her sexual organs write music or are called a Gold TransAm. Thanks Conan, that is more information than I needed to know about her.
Oh and one last thought about the musical boobs, listen to her new album and see if you figure out which songs they wrote. I’m going with Only Wanna Dance with You, Crazy Kids, Dirty Love and Die Young.
Celebrities hire staff members that are responsible for some pretty strange things, and Ke$ha might top them all. She told Jimmy Kimmel that there is a man that they call Santa, whose real name is Boot, that goes around to make sure she’s “always covered in glitter”. In fact when she gets out of her baby oil and glitter filled bathtub, he makes sure it is all over body evenly. Tough job but somebody has to do it, right?
Most late night hosts are happy when their guests give them at least one juicy story when they are talking to them on the show, and Ke$sha gave Conan O’Brien 4 of them in less than 4 minutes!
First she told Conan how she stalked Iggy Pop until he agreed to be on her album. She wouldn’t stop harassing him until he said yes, and now it is her favorite song on Warrior.
Next up he asked her if it is true she breaks into celebrities houses and she said yes. She would go under their gates and then enter their private residences. One of her targets was Prince and she claims he was excited and surprised to see her. That I find hard to believe because he is so private even when he is public.
It didn’t stop there, then the TBS late night host had to find out about the teeth she collected from her fans. As we all know she already made a headdress out of the first set of teeth, and now she is making a bra out of the next group. When he asks her about that all puzzled, she says “When you say it like that, it sounds really weird. But it looks really cute.” Ummm it is really weird no matter how you say it.
Finally he had to ask her if she really did sleep with a ghost. She responded by saying, “I did. Go to. The bone zone. With a Ghost.” Conan and everyone who watches this will just sit there in shock with that info and mental image. She then went into details and said she didn’t know his name because he is a ghost. Finally she said Mr Unknown caressed her and “It was a sexy time. It wasn’t like sex, uh.” No words!
I have to admit Ke$ha is definitely one of the most interesting guests I have ever seen on a late night talk show and you know I have watched a lot of interviews.
Just in case you thought Ke$ha couldn’t get any trashier, she topped herself. She Tweeted the above picture and said “pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get unme if u can find meeee. I blame traffik.” Why couldn’t she just find a McDonald’s or a gas station? But even if she couldn’t, why take a picture a post it of her fist piss that went a little like this in public. So nasty.
