The most depressing family photo |
February 11th, 2016 under Kanye West, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]
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The Kardashians trekked all the way to NYC to support their sister Kim Kadashian‘s husband Kanye West’s album listening party/fashion show at Madison Square Garden. As a reward to them, he made them wear his clothes and pose in them. They look as thrilled as, well, they look absolutely miserable. Then again if I were surrounded by all of those drab colors, I would be depressed too.
The last time I saw all those colors together like that is when I would drive up to Santa Clarita a few months ago and all the hills were the same color as his clothes because it hadn’t rained in a almost a year. Which means they were covered with inches of mud and dust. Now that it has rained, they are now green and full of life. Maybe Kanye should add some life to his walking dead fashion line.
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Is this the Pablo that Kanye West named his album after? |
February 11th, 2016 under Kanye West. [ Comments: none ]
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Ever since Kanye West announced that the name of his album is The Life of Pablo, people have wanted to know, “Who is Pablo?”
Pablo Schreiber, Pornstache from Orange Is the New Black and the psycho who kidnapped Olivia Benson on Law & Order: SVU, took to Twitter to claim he is that Pablo.
He Tweeted, “I would like to thank @kanyewest for his upcoming album about my life. It’s an amazing collaboration and I’m honored to be a part of it…” Then he added, “First Hip-hop album to detail the experiences of a white kid growing up in rural Canada with a Hispanic name. #LIFEOFPABLO”, “Raw, gritty and unedited. The trials and tribulations of a semi-recognizable actor; from cold readings to craft services. #LIFEOFPABLO”, “Grew up pretty comfortable, Lots of food on the table. Now I go to parent teacher meetings when I’m able. #LIFEOFPABLO #Outtakes” and “All my friends are famous, all my exes are hot. But I still get super paranoid when I smoke pot. #LIFEOFPABLO #RhymesThatYeezyCut”.
After all of that, do you think he is that Pablo? If he is, then his half brother Liev Schriber must be so jealous. No one named an album after him.
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Is this the name of Kanye West’s new album? |
February 9th, 2016 under Kanye West. [ Comments: none ]
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Kanye West changes the name of his upcoming album as often as he changes his underwear, so we have no idea what it is really going to be called.
Today, he Tweeted, “BILL COSBY INNOCENT !!!!!!!!!!,” and I am assuming that’s the title he is going with now. I mean, who actually thinks he isn’t guilty?
But then again, this is the man who thinks his new album is the greatest one of all time before it is even released. I think Michael Jackson’s Thriller won’t be thrilled with that assessment or The Beatles’ Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band or Bruce Springsteen’s Born in the USA or Whitney Houston’s self titled album. Should I go on? Nevermind by Nirvana.
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have made their son a Saint |
December 7th, 2015 under Kanye West, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]
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Two days after Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s second child graced us all with his presence, the proud parents released the name of their holy child. They named their son Saint because they are that full of themselves. Did we expect any less from them? I mean, his cousin’s name is Reign. Those poor boys.
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Kim Kardashian gave birth to South East |
December 5th, 2015 under Kanye West, The Kardashians. [ Comments: 1 ]
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Kim Kardashian can stop complaining about being pregnant because she announced on her site that she gave birth to her son this morning. As of now Kanye West and her baby boy does not have a name, but I am sure he will have one soon. One we will most likeky laugh at like we did North.
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