Seriously? OMG! WTF?

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For the last two weeks, Kelly Clarkson has been missing from her daytime talk show without any explanation, and the show’s fans want to know where in the world is Kelly Clarkson?

The show has declined to say, but there are reports that she is dealing with a personal matter and that she is fine. There are also reports that she was back filming on Thursday.

So, is she back this week? The answer is yes and no.

When the show released this week’s lineups, they announced that Kal Penn would be sitting in her chair on Monday and Andy Cohen would be sitting there on Wednesday.

Then what about tomorrow, Thursday, and Friday? According to photos from the NBC Press Site, she will be back on March 18th. The episode on the 20th is the show’s 1,000th, so she will be there. Because how can you celebrate that milestone without her? And since they tape two episodes a day, she will also be there on Friday.

Now, when the episodes taped, we do not know. And they normally tape a week in advance, so that does not really tell us anything. Therefore, we should know if she is back next week. Maybe?

Will she address her absence? As of today, she has not. Even though she did announce on social media that she is releasing a duet with Rascal Flatts on Friday.

While she does not need to tell us why exactly she has been absent from her show, she should at least address it on social media by saying something like, “I need to take some time off and will be back as soon as I can. Everything is OK, and I can’t wait to be back to doing what I love as soon as I can.”

The fans get attached to their talk show hosts and get concerned when they are not there. It is the price of doing a talk show.

Before Kal Penn was a detective in Battle Creek, he needed the help of the NYPD Blue detectives to solve a crime against his uncle. How cute was the 24-year-old in that 2001 episode?

Let’s be honest. We have all wondered how do astronauts shit in Space! Well, NASA astronaut Mike Massimino told Kal Penn how they do it on The Daily Show last week.

Massimino did not go into detail. But he shared that they have to “potty train” for it before they go up in Space. That is because the toilet only has a little hole, so you have to match your asshole up with that hole.

So, the instructors put the astronauts in a room with a toilet. That porcelain throne has a camera in it so that the person can see when the holes match up on a TV that is in the bathroom with them. When the holes are together, they then have to memorize that position so that they can recreate it up there.

And now you know how they take a dump in Space. And they need a little hole because what goes down in Space then goes up. And you don’t want shit literally hitting the fan because you can’t open a window and air out the spacecraft.

Seriously though, I am in love with Massimino after his interview. So much so that I cannot wait to read his book Moonshot. Who wants to buy it for me for Christmas?

Also, watch the whole interview. Not only is he cool because he went to Space, but also because he is just naturally cool and says it like it is!

Here is a fun fact about Massimino. He is the first astronaut to Tweet from Orbit in 2009!

Before Kal Penn went to college with Van Wilder, he was in a study group with Sabrina the Teenage Witch. He looks the same now as he did when he was 23 in that 2000 episode.

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Kal Penn went to Sesame Street. And he came out grouchier than when he went in.

That is because Oscar the Grouch put the actor in his place. As in, Penn was seen in Oscar’s trash can. And for some reason, the former White House employee doesn’t look happy about it? I don’t know why because they always have sunny days on Sesame Street!

Maybe all Penn needs is what Kumar had when he was on the way to the White Castle?

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