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The two whitest guys to take on rap since Glee’s Matthew Morrison!
September 30th, 2010 under Jimmy Fallon, Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]


Justin Timberlake was on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and the two did an ode to rap and hip hop songs yesterday during the show. After watching that video, could those two be any whiter? Seriously their rapping was as bad as Matthew Morrison’s on Glee. Although when they got two of the songs he did on the Fox show, I think they did a better job with it but not by much.
BTW is it just me or could Justin Timberlake play Mr Shue’s brother on Glee?

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BTWF talent shows: Justin Timberlake on Star Search
August 24th, 2010 under Before They Were Famous, Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]


Before Justin Timberlake was a Grammy winner, he was a loser on Star Search. I wonder if the 11 year old knew back in 1992 that that loss would mean absolutely nothing today?

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Justin Timberlake likes his women smelly
August 9th, 2010 under Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]


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Justin Timberlake thinks a woman brings Sexyback if she smells like body odor. He told Cosmopolitan according to OK!, “Some people say BO (body odour) can be an aphrodisiac and I agree. It depends on the body the odour is coming from. It’s a long-term intimate thing. You don’t want it to be the first thing you smell when she comes into the room. It’s about layers – layers meant to be discovered.” To me it is a turn off and not a turn on.
So what is another layer of smell that he likes his woman to smell like, ““Men like scents that have more to do with food than roses. Something subtle and not too loud or overt. A woman doesn’t need something whimsical to be sexy – smart is sexy. Sleek is sexy.” So in other words women if you want to be *NSYNC with Justin’s nose all you have to do is wear a vanilla moisturizer with no deodorant.
BTW I wonder what he smells like…or maybe I don’t?

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Justin Timberlake and Woody Harrleson are penis pumping
July 29th, 2010 under Justin Timberlake, Woody Harrelson. [ Comments: 1 ]




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Justin Timberlake and Woody Harrelson were filming a scene for Friends with Benefits and it looks they really were friends with benefits. What is up with them going for a penis pump or “the low one” like that? I wonder if when Justin brought his Sexy Back over to Harrelson if the White Man who Can’t Jump got a Woody? By the looks of his face in that last picture, I think he did!
BTW Ashton Kutcher has been trying to get the title of this movie changed to F*ck Buddies, I think these pictures might help his cause!!!

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Justin Timberlake goes from D!ck in a Box to T!ts in a Box
February 8th, 2010 under Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]





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Justin Timberlake was honored with the Harvard University’s Hasty Pudding Award and that means he gets a cheap a$$ drag makeover. Which basically means they put a crappy wig, an oversized bra and some overdone makeup on him. And you know what, he makes one ugly female. But who knows maybe with a little more work, done by Emerson students as compared to Harvard ones he might be someone’s pretty bitch?

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