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Would you buy Fruity Pebbles flavored Mrs. Butterworth?
March 10th, 2022 under Junk Food. [ Comments: 1 ]

Modern technology is a beautiful thing. Someone came up with the idea to make https://www.postpebblescereal.com/products/mrs-butterworths-fruity-pebbles-syrup/syrup taste like Fruity Pebbles, and they turned it into a reality.

Now, I am in love. I want to buy every bottle in the store and just pour the sweet liquid into my mouth. I would suck on it all day and all night. I love Fruity Pebbles, and I am sure I would love this.

I need this. I crave this. I want this. Am I the one who feels this way?

Oh, and did I mention that Duncan Hines came up with Fruity Pebbles’ frosting? I am orgasming!

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Lucky Charms will turn your milk green
February 26th, 2022 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

St. Patrick’s Day is coming up, and Lucky Charms found a way to celebrate it. They released a special edition of their cereal that is not only magically delicious but it will also magically turn your milk green.

I don’t care how old you are, but that sounds really cool. You are never too old to eat a kids’ cereal, especially one that tastes that good.

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Would you eat Jelly Beans inspired from Taco Trucks?
February 24th, 2022 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

Brach’s came out with a Turkey Dinner flavored Candy Corn. Now, they came up with Jelly Beans that are inspired by the flavors inside of a Taco Truck.

Those flavors are Horchata, Margarita, Churro, Salsa, Guacamole, and Beef Taco. They might sound gross, but according to Heather Martin for Today, most of them are pretty good.

I will have to take her word for it because I am still not over the Turkey Dinner they served up in the Fall. I can still taste it.

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Would you eat a Krispy Kreme donut stuffed with a Twix bar?
February 21st, 2022 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

Krispy Kreme teamed up with Twix bar, and I am in love. Or should I say in lust?

From now until March 6th, you can try one of their three donuts that are made with the candy bar that has two sides to it.

The first one is a Bar Donut filled with a Twix. It is dipped in chocolate icing, drizzled with caramel and chocolate, topped with TWIX® pieces, and stuffed with Chocolate Kreme™ and a full-sized TWIX® Bar.

The next one is an Original filled donut with topped with Twix. It is a doughnut with salted caramel filling dipped in chocolate icing and topped with chopped TWIX® pieces and a caramel drizzle.

Finally, there is the Mini Original Glazed donut topped with Twix. The little guy is dipped in chocolate icing and topped with TWIX® pieces.

If that sounds better than sex to you, too, then run to Krispy Kreme now because they are only available for two weeks.

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Baskin Robbins is giving us a rose for Valentine!
February 4th, 2022 under Junk Food. [ Comments: 10 ]

It is February, and that means Valentine’s Day is coming up. So for this month, Baskin Robbins is giving us a flavor that is perfect for the occasion.

The new flavor is called Secret Admirer, and it is made with pink cake-flavored ice cream, rose-infused ice cream, and a sweet strawberry ribbon.

Who needs a lover on February 14th when you have all of that? I don’t! Because my mouth is wetter thinking about that than my other part is thinking about sex. Now, I am sad.

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