The ever-so-sexy Johnny Depp was on Jimmy Kimmel Live and the ABC late night host said to Jack Sparrow that several of the women in the audience think that he will make love to them. Barnabas Collins then said to him, “Well I was hoping you and I could talk.” Flattered, as anyone would be, Kimmel responded with, “I’m game for anything.” Without hesitation Edward Scissorhands stood up and said, “Let’s go.” Sadly he sat right back down and continued the interview and we learned so much about one of the most desirable men in the world. He was just so cool and laid back as he talked about hanging out with people that we can only dream of spending time with, like it was nothing. And I think the fact that he is so private is why he can jam with Paul McCartney, ambush Don Johnson with Hunter Thompson and say Marlon Brando was one of his favorite people to hang out with. Seriously he just seems like someone you want to spend the night with and pick his brain because he is just so interesting. Then once you got everything out of him, there is something else you want to do with another part of his body. At least I know that is what I want to do over and over and over again.
Seriously after watching that interview, I am kicking myself in the a$$ for not going to watch that show tape.
Johnny Depp is a guest on Ellen today and he shared with us whom he based his character Willy Wonka on in the movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. He told Ellen DeGeneres, “I imagined what George Bush would be like incredibly stoned. And, thus was born my version of Willy Wonka.” Now when you go and watch the movie again, because you know you are going to, see if you can an extremely high former President in Depp’s Willy.
BTW I haven’t been this destroyed about finding out who an actor based their character on since Christian Bale admitted that American Psycho’s Patrick Bateman was based on Tom Cruise.
The first image is out for the new version of The Lone Ranger with Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer, and all I have to say after seeing it is I won’t be seeing the film when it comes out next May. Why does Depp always have the worst makeup done to him in almost every film he does. And this one has nothing to do with Tim Burton.
Johnny Depp is making yet another movie with Tim Burton and I want someone to stop this madness now. Please please please.
That latest flick is yet another remake and this time it is Burton bringing the television show Dark Shadows to the big screen. After seeing the first pictures from the Warner Bros. movie that also stars Michelle Pfeiffer, all of the actors from the original soap that are no longer with us are turning over in their graves seeing what a mockery they are making of their legacy.
Seriously I hate stupid remakes and I hate Tim Burton movies, so the two combined just makes me go to the corner, crawl into a ball and cry until there are no tears left.
Please Hollywood stop this now because this movie is going to bomb and it is not fair for Depp to see his career go down the tubes because of another sh!tty remake done by Burton. The collaboration worked in the ’90s, but it has not worked in the new millennium, so we need to stop it now before it goes any further. Does anyone want to see them make another movie together ever again?
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Women of all ages are in love with Johnny Depp and it was even evident at the premiere of The Rum Diary in London that it starts at birth! Look at the way the beautiful baby girl is tickled pink staring at him. Can’t say I blame her because that would be the way I would be looking at him if I ever saw him in person. And I would say exactly the same thing same thing she is saying to him! Goo goo, ga ga!
