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Ever wonder what John Mayer looks like when he gets his flirt on? Well now thanks to those picture it seems like we now know what he looks like when he tries to get his groove on with the ladies. Normally I would diss those girls for falling for it, but considering the rumors are that he is very good in bed and nicely sized down there I think they are lucky if they took him up on it. Granted if they did take him up on it, I hope they used a condom or two or more!
John Mayer suffers from major foot in the mouth disease and yesterday he suffered a lot of backlash for what he said during an interview with Playboy Magazine. So at the end of his show in Nashville before he performed Gravity, he made the above apology to his fans for what he said during that interview.
In case you missed what he said that had him with his tail between his legs, here it is:
PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?
MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.
PLAYBOY: Let’s put some names out there. Let’s get specific.
MAYER: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She’s superhot, and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she’d be like, “Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever.†And you’d be like, “What? We weren’t talking about that.†That’s what “Heartbreak Warfare†is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic.
PLAYBOY: Because you’re very?
MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?†And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a ni**er pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’”
John Mayer is a douchebag who tries to be funny and fails big time, so I really don’t think he meant any harm with what his said I just think he is a schmuck. Do I think he will really quit the media like he said? Nah he will be back before we know it and he will say something asinine again soon.
John Mayer is a man known for his TMIs and the latest one is about Jessica Simpson and it comes via his interview with Playboy.
PLAYBOY: In 2006 you began dating Jessica Simpson, and the paparazzi started stalking you, turning you into a tabloid fixture. Certainly you knew that was going to happen.
MAYER: It wasn’t as direct as me saying “I now make the choice to bring the paparazzi into my life.†I really said, “I now make the choice to sleep with Jessica Simpson.†That was stronger than my desire to stay out of the paparazzi’s eye. That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.
PLAYBOY: You were addicted to Jessica Simpson?
MAYER: Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.
PLAYBOY: But before you dated her you thought of yourself as the kind of guy who would never date Jessica Simpson.
MAYER: That’s correct. There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, “I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.â€
Well I am sure Jessica Simpson’s phone will be ringing off the hook now because if the man known for being really good bed says he was addicted to sex with her, I am sure men will want to tap that after that vote of approval. I guess Nick Lachey taught her well and that kind of scares because what is that saying about Nick Lachey?
Back to John Mayer and the Playboy interview, it is a really interesting read and I suggest checking it out. You also learn from the interview he really fell hard for Jennifer Aniston for some strange reason.
John Mayer has opened up to Rolling Stone according to OK! Magazine and in that interview he has given his latest TMI. He tells the magazine that he likes to masturbate a lot.
“I am the new generation of masturbator,” he explains. “I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week… I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion.”
To clarify, John says the underlying reason for his mass masturbation isn’t necessarily to please some carnal urge, but “because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.”
I wonder if one of those mistakes he is talking about his Jennifer Aniston? Here is what he told Rolling Stone about her.
”I’ve never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life.”
He adds, “I have this weird feeling, a pride thing, for the people I’ve had relationships with. What would I be saying to Jen, who I think is f**ing fantastic, if I said to her, ‘I don’t dislike you. In fact, I like you extremely well. But I have to back out of this because it doesn’t arc over the horizon. This is not where I see myself for the rest of my life, this is not my ideal destiny.”
Ouch, that has to hurt a lot. BTW you can read what else told Rolling Stone that is out now.
Oh that John Mayer! The man who dates the paparazzi darlings might not have one at the current time, but that doesn't stop him from pretending like he is still doing one of them. Next up he will take his vacuum cleaner and pretend that he got some hickeys!
