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Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves are dating!
April 1st, 2010 under Do they have something to tell us?, Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: 2 ]


Yesterday Jessica Simpson revealed something that is as obvious as Ricky Martin is gay…Ken Paves and her dating. The Price of Beauty Tweeted this about her co-star, “I love my BF ;)” along with the above picture. I totally believe they are dating, it is not like today is a day that is notoriously known for pranking people. Is it?
BTW I could have done without seeing her tongue like that. So ewwwwww.

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Jessica Simpson doesn’t brush her teeth
March 12th, 2010 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]


via Dlisted
There have been rumors that Jessica Simpson rarely washes her hair and now she tells IHeartRadio that she doesn’t brush her teeth. OMG that is so freaking nasty. Like seriously how do you not brush your teeth? I know she says she uses mouthwash, but it is not the same. You just can’t get everything off by swishing some mouthwash in your mouth. I just don’t get it. I am so grossed out, I am going to have go brush my teeth because they feel dirty thinking about hers.
Maybe John Mayer referred to her as sexual napalm because he was referring to french kissing her, you know he felt like a bomb went off in his mouth when he tasted her’s?

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Caption Jessica Simpson!
February 20th, 2010 under Caption the Celeb, Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: 2 ]


This picture that Jessica Simpson Tweeted has Caption Me written all over it, so go ahead and do it!

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Ken Paves cops a feel of Jessica Simpson’s boob
February 20th, 2010 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]


Pacific Coast News
Ken Paves joined The Simpsons as they celebrated the patriarch of the family’s birthday. On the way out he accidentally grabbed Jessica Simpson’s boob and by the looks of that picture it didn’t even phase her. Here I thought all he did was her hair, but maybe…?

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John Mayer says sex with Jessica Simpson was like a sexual napalm
February 10th, 2010 under Jessica Simpson, John Mayer. [ Comments: none ]


(photo from People)

John Mayer is a man known for his TMIs and the latest one is about Jessica Simpson and it comes via his interview with Playboy.

PLAYBOY: In 2006 you began dating Jessica Simpson, and the paparazzi started stalking you, turning you into a tabloid fixture. Certainly you knew that was going to happen.

MAYER: It wasn’t as direct as me saying “I now make the choice to bring the paparazzi into my life.” I really said, “I now make the choice to sleep with Jessica Simpson.” That was stronger than my desire to stay out of the paparazzi’s eye. That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.

PLAYBOY: You were addicted to Jessica Simpson?

MAYER: Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.

PLAYBOY: But before you dated her you thought of yourself as the kind of guy who would never date Jessica Simpson.

MAYER: That’s correct. There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, “I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.”

Well I am sure Jessica Simpson’s phone will be ringing off the hook now because if the man known for being really good bed says he was addicted to sex with her, I am sure men will want to tap that after that vote of approval. I guess Nick Lachey taught her well and that kind of scares because what is that saying about Nick Lachey?
Back to John Mayer and the Playboy interview, it is a really interesting read and I suggest checking it out. You also learn from the interview he really fell hard for Jennifer Aniston for some strange reason.

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