Jerry O’Connell goes all Tom Cruise |
December 17th, 2020 under Jerry O'Connell/Rebecca Romijn, Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes/Suri. [ Comments: none ]
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Jerry O’Connell is one of the nicest guys in Hollywood, and I have never seen him get mad about anything. That is until now because he went all Tom Cruise.
Not as in jumping on a couch because he gets to have sex with Rebecca Romijn whenever she wants. Instead, it was like the one that Cruise had on the set of Mission Impossible 7 when several crew members didn’t follow COVID-19 guidelines.
I don’t know what Jerry was ranting and raving about, but I do know I can’t stop laughing. It gets funnier and funnier the longer it goes on.
Even O’Connell’s Jerry Maguire co-star would show him the money because it is so hilarious.
Now that the My Secret Identity star has all of this time on his hands, I think he should start a podcast whose character is based on this identity. You know, getting angry and taking it out on whatever or whoever he wants. What or who do you think he should slide on to next?
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Caption Jerry O’Connell |
December 2nd, 2020 under Caption the Celeb, Jerry O'Connell/Rebecca Romijn. [ Comments: none ]
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This photo of Jerry O’Connell has caption me written all over it, so go ahead and do it.
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Jerry O’Connell reveals a sweet secret about his courtship with Rebecca Romijn |
July 30th, 2020 under Jerry O'Connell/Rebecca Romijn. [ Comments: none ]
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Most single men carry a condom in their wallets (don’t do this, boys). However, Jerry O’Connell is not like most men. He had something else in there, and he revealed what that is. O’Connell wrote, “I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE CARRIED A PICTURE OF @rebeccaromijn IN MY WALLET FOR A DECADE BEFORE MEETING HER. Manifest those dreams!”
See, while you boys are manifesting sex with no one, in particular, he was dreaming about having it with his now-wife. Therefore the moral of this story is if you want to marry a supermodel, then you have to put their photo in your wallet. Chances are it is not going happen. But you never know. I mean, why else are you still carrying around that expired condom that’s packing is wasting away making ineffective? It is the same reason you buy XL condoms; you dream big.
I love Jerry and Rebecca’s love story. And you are going to love the love story in his new movie The Secret: Dare to Dream that comes out on Apple TV and home video tomorrow. Can I say love any more than I already did in this paragraph?
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Jerry O’Connell has an important message for sunbathers |
July 20th, 2020 under Jerry O'Connell/Rebecca Romijn. [ Comments: none ]
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Since movie theaters, sporting events, libraries, and amusement parks are closed due to the coronavirus pandemic, there is not a lot we can do as a family. One of the things that is still allowed is going to the beach. Jerry O’Connell and his family have been spending a lot of time on the sand, soaking up the sun. However, there are consequences to that.
The actor went to the dermatologist, and Dr. Anna Guanche removed some of the moles on his body. In fact, she told him that the one on his face is precancerous. Now, both of them have a message for all of us, and that is to “wear sunscreen.”
So listen to them both, and put on the suntan lotion before you lay out in the sun. Most skin cancers are curable, but their removal can leave you scarred. It is why I always wear sunscreen when I get some sun, which I rarely do because skin cancer runs on both sides of my family.
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When did Jerry O’Connell join the Village People? |
June 15th, 2020 under Jerry O'Connell/Rebecca Romijn. [ Comments: none ]
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Since most actors are off-camera now due to the coronavirus pandemic, they get to change up their look. For example, Jerry O’Connell is trying out a mustache.
Because he is wearing a tank top and a bandana around his neck, I can’t help but to think he looks like a member of the Village People. All that he is missing is leather pants. Something I am sure he would look really sexy in.
On that note, sorry, but his stache is not worthy of being a pornstache. Then again, I cannot see him as a ’70s’ porn star, or can I? After all, he is a macho, macho, macho man.
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