Seriously? OMG! WTF?

We have heard the expression, “Are you Jeopardy Smart or Celebrity Jeopardy Smart?” I would tell people, “I am Pre-School Jeopardy Smart.” And there was a category on Celebrity Jeopardy yesterday that proved that I is right.

They had a whole category dedicated to Other Words for Doing It, and I am like, I am going to nail this! I can totally penetrate all the questions. But I did worse than a drunk virgin with the girl of his dreams. I had premature ejaculation. And that has never happened to me because I am a girl.

Seriously, that category was hard. And not in a good way. I was limper than a 90-year-old man trying to have sex without Viagra.

I am going to cry like the morning after a one-stand with the last guy at a bar for a reason.

I would Netflix & Chill, but it is getting too expensive to even do that. So I drown my sorrows in the same thing that caused me to sleep with that guy from the bar.

We know that Robin is not the Mother on How I Met the Mother. And that Maggie shot Mr. Burns on The Simpsons. Bobby wasn’t dead on Dallas; he was just taking the longest shower in television history. Finally, The Good Place was actually the bad place.

I could go on and on, but I won’t. Celebrity Jeopardy did that for me when they wanted to see if their celebrity contestants, Lisa Ann Walter, Tim Simons, and Brian Baumgartner, knew the Famous TV Spoilers for five television shows they were not on. It turns out they need to watch more TV because I couldn’t believe they didn’t know the last one. For shame, Lisa Ann, for shame.

In Living Color launched the careers of several of today’s biggest stars, including an Oscar winner, a Tony winner, and the Wayans brothers.

So, Jeopardy wanted to see if the contestants knew what happened to the cast of the sketch comedy since it ended its run on Fox in 1994.

It turns out they do know what happened to them After In Living Color. But do you? Press play and find out.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t know anyone who likes Mayim Bialik as a host on Jeopardy. And now we know that she will not be back hosting Celebrity Jeopardy on ABC. Instead, Ken Jennings is taking over the role.

So, was the actress fired? “She wasn’t fired,” an insider told The Messenger. “She’s choosing to stand with her union, and because of that, she was told it is unlikely she will return for the rest of the year, even if the strike is resolved before then.”

So what about the daily show? She is hoping to split duties with Jennings again when the strikes are over. But will they want her? We know we don’t.

Snack, Crackle, Pop are as famous as their cereal Rice Krispies. And they are not the only Cereal Mascots that most people know.

Jeopardy just wanted to see how well three people know them, so the breakfast characters got their own category on the game show.

Would it be a cereal killer for the contestants, or would they make a cereal killing?

All I will say is that I finished that category like the last drop of milk in a bowl of Cap’N Crunch.

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