For years we have been hearing how the Mayans predicted the world will end when the Winter Solstice happens on December 21, 2012, well that time has happened and we are still here! So sit back and watch the year in review via JibJab on The Tonight Show and be happy we are alive to see it. It really it is one of the best things I have ever seen on the NBC late night show.
And I am overlooking the fact that they spelled Grey wrong for Fifty Shades. I am assuming a man typed up the captions because every woman knows how to spell Christian’s last name correctly.
Finally now that we survived 12/21/12, it is time for the Zombies to bring it on!
Megan Fox was on The Tonight Show and Jay Leno asked her about being pregnant. She told the NBC late night host that she had such bad morning sickness that she thought she was having a Vampire Baby like the one in Twilight.
I don’t know about you, but I am thinking that she has spent so much time acting that she can no longer separate reality from fiction. I mean the average person knows you can’t have a Vampire baby with having sex with a Dracula first. And I don’t think that Brian Austin Green is a blood sucker, or is he???
Hugh Jackman was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jay Leno asked him about meeting Psy. Then Jackman told him that the Korean rapper taught him how to do a few of the Gangnam Style steps and the X-Man asked the NBC host if he wanted to learn them too. So Leno said yes and Jackman tried to get him to move his hips the right way and it just didn’t work. But it totally worked for Jackman whose hips put me in a major trance as he they rotated them around and around!
We know Jay Leno has done some naughty things in the past (ask David Letterman and Conan O’Brien), but his latest act is his most reprehensible yet. The Tonight Show host killed Santa. So on Christmas when your kids ask why there are no presents under the tree, tell them to blame Jay Leno.
Jennifer Lawrence was on The Tonight Show and she said the word boobs a lot during her chat with Jay Leno. First she was told the NBC host about the time she got into a car accident in Georgia. She saw women wearing stashes that said “boobs”, but she thought it said “Boo Boo” for Honey Boo Boo Child. Then she saw a little girl and thought it was the biggest star of Toddlers & Tiaras, and crashed into the car in front of her. Luckily there was no damage to any car, but her pride definitely suffered a ding.
Although that was pretty bad, that was not the worst of what happened to her when she was there. She also shared the story how she went to a dive bar with older strippers and one of the women decided to give her a lap dance. Then the woman told her not to touch as she bent over and stuck her boob in Katniss’ mouth. Gives new meaning to Hunger Games don’t you think?
I think it is refreshing to see a young star like her be so personable on a talk show and not uplight like so many of the other ones that are part of a franchise that just ended.
