The big controversy this week is the cover of Time magazine with a mother breastfeeding her three year old son, and Jason Biggs recreated that picture with his wife Jenny Mollen. All I have to say about the picture is that I totally agree with the guy who is sitting in the back. I mean what else can you say about the happily married couple and this picture?
Oh and this isn’t the first time we have seen the American Pie breastfeed from his wife, if you want to see the other picture then click here. Which one do you like better?
Jason Biggs is touring the world to promote American Reunion and in Madrid he showed off something incredible that he finally mastered. He Tweeted the above picture and said, “Finally, after years of practice, I have succeeded in sucking my own dick.” Now that he can do something very few men can do, I wonder if he will be getting a divorce from his wife. You know because if a man can satisfy himself like that, why would he need a woman?
During the premiere of American Reunion in LA, Jason Bigg’s wife accidentally grazed Eddie Kaye Thomas’ testicles after her husband ripped his pants and now Finch was able to get his revenge that definitely left a mark. Jenny Mollen Tweeted the above picture and said, “Eddie Kay Thomas just signed my tit.”
No word how her husband feels about it, but I am sure he tried to lick it off as hard he can as soon as he saw it.
Back in 1999 Jason Biggs did something to an apple pie that is unforgivable and now 13 years that apple pie is finally getting his just desserts. In this never before seen video that was acquired by Funny Or Die, you can see as the pie takes a slice out of Biggs and tells him to “Say my name, bitch?”
Now that pie can feel vindicated when he goes to see American Reunion on Friday.
Yesterday was the Hollywood premiere of American Reunion and of course there was some hijinx between the actors on the red carpet. Eddie Kaye Thomas was preparing to do an interview with The Hollywood Reporter when Jason Biggs sneaked up behind him and some how ripped his pants. Almost in character as Finch, he was very uptight about the situation even though his balls were lightly grazed by Biggs wife Jenny Mollen.
I especially loved when Finch called Jim an a$$hole which suited the situation. What was a big fail was the reporter from The Hollywood Reporter who tried to remain serious during a potentially very funny moment. She needed to play along but instead stuck to the questions that her bosses gave her. There’s always time to go back to those, but you can’t recreate a spontaneous moment like that one.
Now on a movie note, I can’t wait to see the latest movie in the American Pie franchise when it comes out on April 6th.
