Yesterday on The Late Late Show, Megan Thee Stallion reworked her hit Savage with James Corden for Christmas. I don’t know about you, but I now have a WAP after seeing that.
My Santa hat is off to them because I feel just like a kid who woke up early on December 25th to a tree full of presents just for me.
Over the summer, when the crap was hitting the fan for Ellen Degeneres, fans petitioned for Eric Andre to get her job. When the comedian sat down with Vanity Fair, they wanted to know what he thought about that.
“We have a psychopath in the White House and we’re in the longest war of all time. It seems like small potatoes compared to the world crumbling into these right-wing authoritarian dictatorships and these industrialized nations,” he says. “Boohoo, Ellen was mean. Who gives a sh!t? I never thought she was nice! She seems like she’d be like, ‘Fucking get me a coffee! Now!’”
“Is that what cancel culture’s devolved to? ‘That guy’s not nice!’ James Corden is f*cked if that’s the only criteria to get called out,” Andre continues, laughing mordantly. “James Corden and Lorne Michaels are screwed! They’re trembling in their fucking boots.”
Back when people were coming forward about Degeneres being mean, I read that others were saying the same about Corden. They said that he was also could be cruel to the staff. After I read that, I could, kind of, see it. Now, I totally see it. The same way I saw it with Ellen, but I had already known that about her.
I could not find any videos of Andre being on The Late Late Show, so I used one with Conan O’Brien instead. When it comes to Conan, I have only heard good things about him from the people who work with him and many others.
When it comes to Andre, I am not a fan of his. To me, he comes off as a huge d!ck. Thus, if he says someone is mean, then imagine how mean they are…
One of the ways we are going to get through the coronavirus is with a little from our friends. It is an important lesson, and who better to teach it to us than The Muppets. Therefore, they teamed up with James Corden and Reggie Watts On The Late Late Show yesterday to sing The Beatles’ classic song (that was made better by Joe Cocker) With a Little Help from My Friends.
Now I wish I was friends with Miss Piggy, Kermit, Animal, and all of the other puppets, including the furless one. Seriously, Corden looks just like one of them. Doesn’t he?
https://youtu.be/pJyTzJiZg34
Just when we thought it was safe to go back into the water, James Corden unleashed a video that will give us all restless days and nights. Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
As a thank you to the BTS Army and K-Pop fans, who raised $1 million in 24 hours for Black Lives Matter, The Late Late Show host unearthed a video of BTS singing Baby Shark with him during their Carpool Karaoke outing. Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Just like chum to a shark, the song is an earworm to our brains. Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
I don’t want to tell you what I want to doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo to Corden for getting that song stuck in my head again. “Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,” she says with a maniacal laugh.
James Corden announced today that he will not be hosting The Late Late Show for a few days. He explained the reason why as “Hey all. I had to have minor surgery on my eye yesterday. I am doing well and recovering, but won’t be able to film new episodes for a few nights. Thank you to everyone who has been watching the Late Late Shows from my garage. I’ll be back soon. Stay safe and well everybody. x”
Back in January, he missed out on the Critics Choice Awards because of eye issues. He did not say if the surgery is related to that.
