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Bennifer 1.0 finally got married
July 17th, 2022 under Ben Affleck, J-Lo. [ Comments: none ]


On the JLo

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck dated from 2002-2004 until he left her at the altar. Then in April 2021, they started daring again and got engaged a year later.

However, they decided not to wait a year to get married. So now J-Lo announced that she is now J-Aff.

We did it. Love is beautiful. Love is kind. And it turns out love is patient. Twenty years patient.

Exactly what we wanted. Last night we flew to Vegas, stood in line for a license with four other couples, all making the same journey to the wedding capital of the world. Behind us two men held hands and held each other. In front of us, a young couple who made the three hour drive from Victorville on their daughter’s second birthday—all of us wanting the same thing— for the world to recognize us as partners and to declare our love to the world through the ancient and nearly universal symbol of marriage.

We barely made it to the little white wedding chapel by midnight. They graciously stayed open late a few minutes, let us take pictures in a pink Cadillac convertible, evidently once used by the king himself (but if we wanted Elvis himself to show, that cost extra and he was in bed).

So with the best witnesses you could ever imagine, a dress from an old movie and a jacket from Ben’s closet, we read our own vows in the little chapel and gave one another the rings we’ll wear for the rest of our lives. They even had Bluetooth for a (short) march down the aisle. But in the end it was the best possible wedding we could have imagined. One we dreamed of long ago and one made real (in the eyes of the state, Las Vegas, a pink convertible and one another) at very, very long last.

When love is real, the only thing that matters in marriage is one another and the promise we make to love, care, understand, be patient, loving and good to one another. We had that. And so much more. Best night of our lives. Thank you to the Little White Wedding chapel for letting me use the break room to change while Ben changed in the men’s room.

They were right when they said, “all you need is love”. We are so grateful to have that in abundance, a new wonderful family of five amazing children and a life that we have never had more reason to look forward to. Stick around long enough and maybe you’ll find the best moment of your life in a drive through in Las Vegas at twelve thirty in the morning in the tunnel of love drive through, with your kids and the one you’ll spend forever with. Love is a great thing, maybe the best of things-and worth waiting for.

With love,
Mrs. Jennifer Lynn Affleck

Not to be a pessimist, but how long do you give their marriage?

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Jennifer Lopez’s butt split her catsuit 
July 1st, 2022 under J-Lo. [ Comments: none ]

Before there were the Kardashians’ assets, there was J-Lo’s ass. Once we started keeping up with the Kardashians, we stopped keeping up with Jennifer Lopez’s butt.

However, the singer found a way to make it relevant again. She wore a catsuit that couldn’t handle her tail, so it broke through. In other words, much to the delight of her fans, they were saying, oh yes, to her butt hole.

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Jennifer Lopez taking a bubble bath
June 6th, 2022 under J-Lo. [ Comments: none ]

Hey boys, do you need a pick me up this Monday morning? Well, here is Jennifer Lopez taking a bubble bath!

And for us ladies, J-Lo is just like us because she brings her in with her. Hopefully, she doesn’t drop it in the tub, as I have done more than once. Tell me I am not the one who does that?

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Is Jennifer Lopez really 52?
May 31st, 2022 under Are they really their age?, J-Lo. [ Comments: 8 ]

 

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Jennifer Lopez might be 52, but she looks like she is still 25 years old. Actually, she looks better now than she did then.

I guess when you only have your looks going for you, you have to keep them up. And that J-Lo does very well.

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Jennifer Lopez calls her twins coconuts
February 3rd, 2022 under J-Lo. [ Comments: none ]

Live with Kelly and Ryan shared this clip of Jennifer Lopez and captioned it, “@JLo explains why she calls her twins her ‘coconuts.'”

Well, I thought they were talking about referring to her boobs. And I was like, if hers are coconuts, then mine are watermelons.

However, she was talking about her children, Max and Emme. Not as exciting.

What fruit reminds you of your boobs?

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