Whether you want to admit or not, you totally checked out Here Comes Honey Boo Boo last night on TLC and you are not alone. Not only did you and I watch it, but so did a little boy who wrote a song called “I Love Honey Boo Boo”. That song just became our new anthem!
BTW I hope TLC hooks them up because I can’t wait to see their love unfold on the network. You know cause I doubt she will be leaving our TV’s anytime soon.
TLC is giving Honey Boo Boo child her own show and I don’t know why I can’t wait to watch it. According to Us Weekly the 6 half hour episodes will begin airing in August.
Now to make myself feel better about watching this guilty pleasure, I have come up with a drinking game to get us through it. Instead of using alcohol, I say let’s use Go Go Juice which is a mixture of Mountain Dew and Red Bull. It is a sugar high like you have never experienced and believe me I almost had to go to rehab for my problems with sugar.
Now back to game:
Every time she says Honey Boo Boo Child, drink once.
Every time she shows her belly, drink twice.
Every time either she or mother mention or say anything about couponing, drink three times.
Every time she wins a pageant, drink the whole sugary mixture.
By the time TLC gets to the first commercial, you will be so drunk on Go Go Juice that you will be running faster than Superman and think you can fly higher. Fight that temptation because you can’t.
So Zach Braff Tweeted the above video and said, “This is so disturbing/hilarious” and of course I had to check it out. Let’s just say “disturbing/hilarious” is the perfect way to sum up that video of 6 year old Alana Holler on TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras. The little girl talked like she is ready to join Jersey Shore right now and after she had her Go-Go Juice she acted like a drunk Snooki.
You know what TLC and MTV, I think I have your next hit reality show Snooki and Honey Boo Boo Child, they can compete at pageants together during the day and party on Go-Go Juice at night. I mean they would be so perfect together, same height, same moves, love to show off their bodies, spray tanning and act completely crazy on the Go-Go Juice. Although one of their Go-Go Juices will be alcohol-free and the other one will be 150 proof.
Watch that segment from the TLC show and don’t tell me you don’t think Snooki and her deserve to have a show together and that you wouldn’t watch every week? Crap in my head I am already on the second season.
BTW I included the Dr Drew interview, so you could find out what is in Go-Go Juice and the effect it had on him when he tried it. He acted like one the residents on Celebrity Rehab after just a few sips of it.
