Joe Theismann is such a great Quarterback, each year a college football player is given a trophy that is named after him. Well, James Corden wanted to test out just how strong his arm is, so he challenged him in a way he has never been challenged before on The Late Late Show. The CBS host hired a stunt driver from Fast & the Furious to drive him around and around a fast food restaurant as Theismann threw food at him through an open window. The legendary player threw it in to the end zone every time, leaving Corden a huge mess. How did Corden do when the roles were reversed? Let’s just say, it is good he has a night job!
Since I am such a sadist, I laughed a lot during this bit. Who doesn’t love to see someone get smacked in the face with a milkshake, hamburger and fries at high speeds.
Matt Stonie won the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest this July 4th, and he is still eating his way through fast food.
He recently challenged himself to beat the current Guinness Book of World Records record of downing the most Big Macs in an hour. The current record is 17 in 60 minutes, and he decided to top that by 8. That’s right, he drove to the nearest McDonald’s and ordered 25 of them. Then he went home, lined them up and put on the timer. One by one, he gobbled them up and within 12 minutes he tied the record. Ten minutes after that, he had finished all 25. When he was done, he was looking worse for wear, which is totally understandable because I felt the same after just watching him.
Especially when you consider he consumed 11 pounds of food, 13,250 calories and 825 grams of fat in just 22 minutes. What is so frustrating is how he still remains skinny after eating all of that. Well after he takes a major poop because his belly swelled to size of a Kim Kardashian who is 9 months pregnant.
You know what, for some reason, I am craving a Big Mac, so off I go. Do you want one or will you never eat one again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsaUuIj6Xb0
September 21st is Peace One Day and Burger King wants to make peace with McDonald’s for the day with the McWhopper. The bottom half will be the Whopper, the top is the Big Mac and I am drooing already. So McDonald’s accept this proposal because I must have this.
Granted, I could just go to McDonald’s and Burger King, buy a Big Mac and a Whopper and make one myself. But it won’t be the same or will it? I will let you know later today.
UPDATE: McDonald’s responded to Burger King and there is reason why their sales are declining. They suck and don’t get what a brilliant idea BK had with their appeal. If they did, they would’ve understood that this would’ve been great publicity for both fast food joints.
Dear Burger King,
Inspiration for a good cause… great idea.
We love the intention but think our two brands could do something bigger to make a difference.
We commit to raise awareness worldwide, perhaps you’ll join us in a meaningful global effort?
And every day, let’s acknowledge that between us there is simply a friendly business competition and certainly not the unequaled circumstances of the real pain and suffering of war.
We’ll be in touch.
-Steve, McDonald’s CEO
P.S. A simple phone call will do next time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAKq5FPxuUg
Before Norm McDonald was judging comedians on Last Comic Standing, he was doing his own standup in One Night Stand. How funny was the 27 year old in that 1991 comedy special?
