When I was a kid, I used to look forward to going to Burger King so that I could get one of those paper crowns. It made me feel like a princess. Heck, I would wear one now if they gave it to me.
I am not the only one who feels that way. Taylor Kinney is driving on his motorcycle from Chicago to Pennsyltucky, and he stopped at the Home of the Whopper to get something to eat. On the way out, he proudly showed off his BK crown. The Chicago Fire star might be 38, but he is not too old to feel like a kid!
Personally, Burger King should make him their mascot! He is so hot, he could flame broil their hamburgers just by walking by them.
So many people love to go to Ikea to look at the furniture. However, I like to go for the Sweedish Meatballs. Sadly, I cannot go get some because we are in the middle of a pandemic.
I am not the only one who is going through withdrawal, so Ikea got us covered. They released the recipe for their drug, I mean their meal.
Now, I have only one problem, who is going to cook them for me? Just like when I buy anything from there, I need someone else to put it together.
Plus, it will cost more to make it at home than to buy it from there. Which is how they will get us back into their store when they are finally open for business again.
It seems like every day, fast food is coming up with new ways to kill us with yummy mashups like the KFC fried chicken sandwich that uses glazed donuts for bread. Well, Dunkin’ doesn’t need a mashup for their latest mouth-watering, fattening idea.
The donut shop that is no longer just about donuts is selling 8-half slices of bacon for us to enjoy as a snack. Their “Snackin’ Bacon starts its journey smoked with natural cherrywood. It’s then treated to our sweet and savory blend of brown sugar and black pepper seasoning.” If you like the pig meat from the Sweet Black Pepper Bacon Breakfast Sandwich, then you don’t have to order the whole sandwich anymore to get the taste of the bacon. You just have to order their new side.
Now, I am going to knock the industry every time they come up with a new scrumptious sounding idea like this one. Mainly because I must try everything they put out there. I want a sleeve of bacon to enjoy as a snack. What person who eats bacon doesn’t? Well, my doctor will not want me to eat it when I go in for my checkup. She always gets mad when I go to get my blood tested, and I have a breakfast sandwich in my hand. Imagine how she will feel when I come in with just this? And not share because every piece is only my piece. I am not a sharer when it comes to bacon! Who is?
We know that eating too much fast food can kill us. However, now I think they are not even trying to hide it anymore. The restaurants have been coming up with more and more fattening ways to market their food.
Kentucky Fried Chicken is now selling a fried chicken sandwich using 2 glazed donuts as bread. It sounds oddly yummy, but my heart is going don’t even think about it. It skipped a few beats watching this ad.
Having said that, I can’t wait to try it tomorrow at KFC. If you don’t hear from me again, you will know why.
They have candles that smell like a woman’s flower, and now they are going to have six that smell like Quarter Pounder when burned together. McDonald’s is selling the six-pack (something you will not have if you eat their food all of the time) of candles that make up the ingredients of the burger. Each candle that burns for 25 hours will smell like either Bun, Ketchup, Pickle, Cheese, Onion, 100% Fresh Beef. Does a bun or ketchup have a scent? And does the onion one make you tear up?
We do not know. We will just have to wait until they are available for sale. We also do not know how much they cost, but it better be less than Gwyneth Paltrow’s. I cannot see anyone spending $75 on them. However, it is a way to get your Quarter Pounder fix without eating one. Since you smell what you eat. It is the only 0 calorie item from McDonald’s because you know, even their lettuce has calories.
