Seriously? OMG! WTF?

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Everyone and their brother on Broadway would love to do a musical with Dolly Parton. However, it is Taco Bell who actually made it happen.

The singer announced this morning, “I’m making #MexicanPizzaTheMusical with @TacoBell #tacobellpartner”

Back in January, Miss Dolly talked about her love for the fast food giant and said that she wished that they would bring back the Mexican Pizza. As soon as the company heard that, they knew they needed to bring it back. So now they are, and they got the legendary musician to help them get the word out with a live TikTok musical on May 26th at 8p EST. Thus, you are going to want to make your calendars now because you don’t want to miss Taco Bell: The Musical.

Normally, I would tell her to break a leg. But in this case, I think we should be saying, “Hope you break wind!”

The new Arby’s Pet Plushies come in all shapes, sizes, and squeaks. Check them out at https://t.co/6GPDCvEV2y. pic.twitter.com/r9wy0scL0E

— Arby’s (@Arbys) April 11, 2022

We know that dogs love Arby’s. So much so, they won’t leave you alone when you bring it home.

Well, the fast food restaurant came up with a way to trick our best friends. They released plush versions of their Roast Beef Sandwich, Curly Fries, and a drink cup. By the looks of it, puppies love it just as much as the real thing.

And don’t we want them to be as happy as much as possible? It is not like they are a cat, and canines can experience happiness that does not involve hurting their pets.

KFC came out with a huge pillow that looks just like one of their chicken sandwiches. Not only does it look good enough to eat, but the squishy snuggler also looks good enough to snuggle with all night long.

Who needs a man when you can spork with that soft dreamy cushion? Not me! Well, maybe I do, but since I can’t get a man and I can get the imitation for $99, I will take what I can get. That is unless my cat gets jealous and shreds it to look like Kentucky Fried Chicken’s coleslaw.

Guess what I am getting for lunch because I talked myself into it.

Domino’s wants to pay you to come into their stores and pick up the pizza you bought online. So, they are offering you a $3 tip if you do carry out. That $3 can be used the following week to buy any of their menu items that come to a total of over $5.

“It takes skill to get pizza from a Domino’s store to your door,” said Art D’Elia, Domino’s executive president-chief marketing officer. “As a reward, Domino’s is giving a $3 tip to online carryout customers who take the time and energy out of their day to act as their own delivery drivers. After all, we think they deserve it.”

So if you get a pizza next week, then you can use the coupon for the Super Bowl!

Since I live less than two blocks from a Domino’s, this is a very dangerous deal for me. I might be eating pizza every day now between now and May 22nd, when the offer ends.

BTW Does walking two blocks take off all of the calories I am going to get from the buffalo wings? Asking for a friend.

Arby’s has a new sandwich, and it is hot. As in, literally. How hot? They are giving away a free vanilla shake with each one.

But wait, you haven’t told us about it. So, it is called the Diablo Sandwich, and you order it with chicken or brisket. It comes with ghost pepper jack cheese, fiery seasoning, fire-roasted jalapenos, pickles, lettuce, mayonnaise, and a Diablo BBQ sauce on a toasted red chipotle bun.

Now, you get why they are giving away the shake. And that is where the challenge comes in. They want to see if you can eat the whole sandwich without taking a sip of the shake. Sounds easy, but plenty of people are failing?

I hope I don’t fail when I try it. Do you think you can pass?

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