McDonald’s is evil. First, they made us happy by giving us adults a Happy Meal of our very own. Then they brought back the Halloween Happy Meals pails.
It was all to soften the blow. Today, they announced that the McRib will be back on October 31st. That is the good news.
“The McRib is back! It starts with seasoned boneless pork dipped in a tangy BBQ sauce, topped with slivered onions and dill pickles, all served on a toasted homestyle bun. When everything combines you have BBQ pork sandwich perfection.” And this is where the bad news starts, “Get one while you can because this is the McRib Farewell Tour. Order yours in the McDonald’s app for delivery or pick up before you say goodbye on 11/20/22. Enjoy our famous pork sandwich as if it’s your last!”
Hold me. I need to be held. I look forward to the annual tradition of the McRib every year, and now I have nothing to look forward to anymore. Not my birthday. Not Christmas. Not Halloween. Not the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
Who else wants to protest McDonald’s decision with me? I will be at the Toluca Lake store, eating a McRib while I can and holding a sign saying, “Long live the McRib!”
McDonald’s is on a roll when it comes to nostalgia! First, they created a(n overpriced) Happy Meal for adults. Now, they are bringing back the Happy Meals that come in a Halloween Pail!
So all of us kids, at heart, are getting our coronaries clogged with the grease from eating all of those Happy Meals. Good thing the adult ones are sold out, so that adds a day to our lives because we can’t get one.
The McBoo, McPunk’n, and McGoblin will be available for a limited time starting on October 18th. Get your cholesterol checked now before you go to MickeyD’s every day to stock up on all of their toys!
In case you haven’t heard, married Adam Levine has been sending salacious DMs to women that are not his wife, Behati Prinsloo.
One of the sexts he sent told a woman, “That body of yours is absurd.” Well, as soon as KFC saw that, they knew they were going to weigh in on that situation.
So, they posted his words with a photo of Colonel Sanders and his bow tie that looks like a stick figure body and wrote, “Sir, we are a fast food restaurant.”
And with that, they proved they are not chicken. Well, they sell chicken, but they are brave enough to take on any meme that calls their name, unlike Chick-fil-A, who is too afraid to work 7 days a week.
The Mexican Pizza is back at Taco Bell. So, to celebrate, the fast food restaurant released a musical that includes cameos from Dolly Parton and Doja Cat. You are going to eat it up like the menu item! It is that delicious. Yum Yum!
Tomorrow at 8p ET, Mexican Pizza: The Musical is going to debut on TikTok. If it is anywhere near as good as that preview that Miss Dolly shared, I expect the Tonys to love it. Not only the Tonys, but also the Emmys, the Oscars, the Michaels, the Josefinas, and so on!
So, make a run for the border tomorrow, pick up the beloved menu item, and watch the special from the comfort of your throne.
