Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name something a man might have in his pants when he is going on a hot date?” Well the first person said, “A Condom” and it was the top answer on the board as “A Weenie Beanie”. WTF is “A Weenie Beanie”?
But that is not the answer you care about, after three more boring answers it was McKenzi’s time. She said that “maybe he is excited to go on his date.” Now you and I know what she meant, but Harvey wanted her to be more specific. Well then she said, “Boner.” The host was so shocked by her answer that he went off on one his hysterical rants before finally seeing if the answer was on the board. Lucky for them it was the fifth answer and it was listed as a “Pitched Tent.” Once the answer was revealed, he went over to the other family and did something I have never seen him do before.
Seriously you have to watch his reaction to her answer because it was priceless. Who knew a boner was such a bad word to say on television?
BTW if I were a contestant on the show, I would’ve said “his hand” and it would not have been on the board.
Richard Dawson passed away yesterday at the age of 79. His son Gary posted this message on Facebook, “Dear Friends. It is with a very heavy heart that I inform you that my father passed away this evening from complications due to esophageal cancer. He was surrounded by his family. He was an amazing talent, a loving husband, a great dad, and a doting grandfather. He will be missed but always remembered…” We will always remember him for changing the face of game shows when he was the original host of Family Feud. We always remember the laughs we got watching him on Hogan’s Heroes. He will live on, so help him do so by watching him on either a game show or TV show. Smiling through the tears will help you remember his genius as it should be remembered.
Family Feud asked “Name something that can never be long enough.” Well after three Xs, the fourth person finally got the right answer. A sweet Kendra told Steve Harvey, that she was going with “a man’s private parts.” Her answer left the host with his mouth wide open and nothing to say, but “Did you understand the question?” Proud of her an answer, and yet a little embarrassed by what just came out of her mouth she said that she did. In fact her male family agreed with her. Well Harvey finally turned around to see if the answer was on the board and nine people agreed with Kendra and me that a “man trouser’s snake” can never long enough.
See the things you can learn on Family Feud, like you are not alone in your thought about things like the size of man’s pride and joy.
BTW I wonder how many phrases the gameshow has used for the word “pen!s”?
When Steve Harvey is hosting the Family Feud, he likes to ask the contestants what they do for a living. Well when he asked Tyrone what he does, his answer left the host squealing like a teenage girl finding out there is a huge store at the mall and her parents just gave her their credit card and told her to have fun.
So what is that wonderful job that had Harvey jumping up and down like a bunny? Tyrone worked as a butler for Hugh Hefner and got paid to see the Playboy bunnies walking around. That is the one job where someone wants to hear “the butler did it!” Granted it is a much different “it” than the one used in the game Clue and much more enjoyable one too.
Imagine what it must’ve been like for Tyrone when he told all his guy friends that he was working at the Playboy Mansion? I am sure they all wanted to his BFF and see where he worked. It is a touch job, but somebody had to do it.
Family Feud asks some questions on the show that sometimes leads to answers that are not very family friendly. Well now they asked a question that shows just how friendly a family can be. Steve Harvery asked, “When you were a kid name something you used as a partner to practice kissing?” Without hesitation the guy rang in and with his head down in shame he said, “Sister.” Well of course Steve didn’t let it go and I am sure neither will anyone that knows the contestant and his sibling.
But the best part of the whole thing is that he is not alone because several other people committed incest like he did. Boy am I glad that I am an only child after watching this clip.
Now when it comes to the rest of the answers, they were what everyone else used. What is the weirdest thing you used to practice kissing?
