Today on Steve Harvey‘s daytime talk show 3 Bachelors Dance for Love and we learn that white men should not dance on television. Well maybe not all Caucasians because the third guy has the moves like the strippers that we saw in Magic Mike! He is sexy and we know it!
So as we all know Family Feud has a lot of fun coming up with questions that will lead to one of the contestants answering it with a slang word for pen!s. The latest example was when Steve Harvey asked, “Tell me something that a bride wants to be huge.” So Brandon said, “her man” under his breath. Then Harvey tells him to elaborate, so he says “The dong!” Well that answer wasn’t good enough, so then he tried “The Whopper!” That answer was still not good enough, so he decided to make the third try a charm and just said the word “Pen!s.” Well Harvey couldn’t believe he used the medical name, so he went off on a rant about that and wound up using the word himself.
So was it on the board? Of course, but it was called a “Hubby’s Chubby.” I want a job where all I have to do is come up with slang words for pen!s!
Steve Harvey has a new daytime talk show and he decided to have a horse on that show. Well the horse did what comes naturally to him and that was take a big old dump on the set while they were taping the show. Harvey decided to make fun of the whole situation and let’s just say karma bit him on the foot. Because he stepped right in the middle of the pile of poop in his expensive shows. Thankfully he didn’t call it by the name we all do while the little girl was there with him, but you can tell by his face he so wanted to. Although I think we all know what he meant when he shrieked louder than a teenage girl seeing One Direction in person.
I hope they have more animal segments on his show because you never know what can happen with him and them combined. I think we can all agree lots of high pitched noises from both parties!
The thing I enjoy most about Family Feud is all of the nicknames they have for the male genitalia and their latest one is my favorite. Steve Harvey asked the contestants, “A wife can really cut her husband down to size by making fun of his what?” Well the first person to buzz in was a woman and she said weight and of course that was not the top answer. Then it was time for a man to give it a try and he guessed “his manhood.” Well when Steve turned around to see if it was on the board, it was but as “Shrinky Dink!” I have never heard the pen!s called a “Shrinky Dink” before, but now that I have that is what I am going to call it from now on. Even though the game show host suggested I don’t.
What’s your favorite nickname for the Shrinky Dink?
The new version of Family Feud with Steve Harvey is not as innocent as the one that was hosted by Richard Dawson and that is a very good thing. They ask questions that lead to answers that are not very family friendly and Harvey just feeds off of it to make it even funnier. I mean it has gotten to the point that they have to come up with different names for the male body part. And it looks like the new season that began today is going to take it all to a whole new level.
As an example the latest question was asked to a 100 men, “Name something that you have never had, but you know you want it. Well this clip shows the family that is guessing after the other one got three strikes and they said “a bigger package”. Now even though that answer is forcing a sweet old lady to change churches, I think the answers on the board were even more titillating. The first one that caught my attention was a “sexy set of wheels” as compared to a sweet set of wheels? Then there was “hot babe/model” which was interesting way to put it. And they saved the best answer for last…”threesome”. Thankfully there were two guys (who I wonder if they would be willing to be in a threesome together) were honest about that otherwise that would’ve been a pretty boring board.
So in short, I think the new season is going to be even sexier and dirtier, and that has me tuning in.
