The other night on Family Feud, Dipa wanted to show Steve Harvey some Bollywood moves. The gracious host was more than willing to learn them. Dipa put a scarf on him and he said once you put that on my neck, then it is about to go down. Down it went. First he followed her instructions and shook his hips and changed the lightbulb. But then he added his own and that is when it really went down. That’s when he put the scarf on her as she faced the opposite direction of him and he rode the pony. He had a rare moment with the contestant and apologized for really getting into the moment. He has nothing to be sorry about because even the cast of Magic Mike don’t have moves that are as smooth as his! Go Harvey! Go Harvey! Go!
Family Feud asked 100 people, “Besides his home, name a place where a man might completely remove his pants?” When he got to Steven, four of the seven answers were up on the board and his family had two strikes against them. That means, there were not that many options left. So he tried to go with what type of answer he thought might be there, and he said, “A Brothel!” Without skipping a beat, Steve told him, “The judges want to know what do you mean by that?” Steven questioned the host, and said “They do?” Then the sweet contestant tried to describe it and he was so embarrassed like he was caught with his pants down. When he couldn’t describe it, Steve admitted that the judges didn’t want to know what he meant, he just wanted to see him sweat. We saw him sweat and we saw him blush, so Harvey knew what he was doing and it worked.
Sad thing is it didn’t work for Steven because the answer was not on the board.
Family Feud asked 100 people, “Name something a doctor might pull out of a person?” and the contestants had to guess what those individuals said. Darci was quick to buzz in and she said, “gerbil.” As soon as she realized what word just came out of her mouth, she shook her head in shame and disgust. While she was doing that, Steve Harvey just stared at her dumbfounded and her competitor, Manny, laughed at her with the best laugh I’ve heard in a while.
So was the answer on the board? Hell no. But it will forever be in our thoughts. Just like the urban legend about Richard Gere, you know, the one. I never thought that there was any truth to it, but yet every now and again I am reminded of that false rumor. For example, how can you not think about it after watching yet another hilarious moment from the game show?
Family Feud asked 100 women, “Name something new you’d get that you’d rub in the face of an ex-boyfriend?” Then it is up to the contestants to guess those ladies’ answers.
When Steve Harvey got to Kevin, his team was down two strikes. He needed to come up with a winning answer and he did. He said, “I’m going to go with when your new boyfriend buys you, a new set, of uh, uh, a new set of um.” Even though Kevin couldn’t say boobs, t!ts or honkers, he was able to demonstrate them with his hands. Steve being Steve, wouldn’t take that for an answer. Eventually, the contestant said, “Breasts!” Once he finally got the word out, the game show exclaimed, “And a matter of fact, I don’t mind if you rub them in my face.” Then he went into one of his hilarious tangents and that is why we love him.
Men, would you mind if an ex rubbed their new bazingas in your face? Didn’t think so!
In case you were wondering, yes it was. Although, the show called them, “mega melons!”
Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “What is the sexiest job a man can have?” Lucy screamed, “A stripper!!!” with the same amount of enthusiasm she would have if she saw a man stripping in front of her. Steve, being Steve, asked her if she has ever been to a strip club and she told him yes. Then she explained, “I went there for my Bachelorette party.” But she wasn’t done yet, as she added, “But then I got divorced. But I kept the name.” Steve wanted to know if her ex measured up to the strippers and how much money she spent that night. She said he didn’t and a few hundred dollars. I have been to a lot of strip clubs and I never spent that much. Have you?
BTW ladies, who answered this survey, how come Stripper was the 4th answer on the board. I think it should be #1 or at least #2 behind fireman.
