Steve Harvey asked Kevin on Family Feud, “Tell me the last thing you stuck your finger in?” With very little hesitation, he said, “My wife!” His wife, looked in complete shock after he said it, but yet she gave him a double high five to let him know it was a good answer…during the show. Then when she got him home, I am sure she stuck her finger in a lot of places we can’t talk about.
Back to Harvey, he too was in shock when he heard the answer. So much so, he had to sit down. Once he absorbed what Kevin just said, the host told the contestant that is “favorite answer of all time!” And ours too.
Now that we know the answer was somehow not on the board, it was time for Harvey to ask Ryan that question? Before he let her answer he looked at her husband, who declared, “No sir!”
There is so much awesomeness to that answer, but my favorite part is when you hear Kevin’s mom say, “That’s my boy, Steve!” I don’t know if I would be proud of my son if he said that on national television.
Today on Steve Harvey‘s talk show, he had Dr Laura Berman on to debunk popular sex myths. She said size doesn’t matter, hands and feet do not correspond to the size of his penis and only dark chocolate increases a woman’s libido.
While that is all fine and dandy, that was boring as compared to what the host revealed. He said that his penis is two people. When he is just talking to him, he is Lil Steve. But when he is in action, he is Russell the Wonder Muscle. And you thought Family Feud had some great alternative names for a man’s junk? Turns out Harvey had the best one for it all along!
Steve Harvey was talking to the contestants on Family Feud and he asked Marie what she does for a living. She told him, “I work for Eli Lilly and I sell erectile dysfunction drugs.” Well as soon as she said that, he got excited, he got really excited!
Then the host realized he couldn’t talk to her about, so he chatted with her husband. Then he brought up the fact that at the end of the commercials, they warn you if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours to call your doctor. If he had an erection that lasted that long, he is not going to call the doctor. Instead he is going to take Selfies of his pride and joys. And that is exactly what he did next on the game show. He acted out taking photos of his medically induced erection with a clock telling us how long it has been up.
His excitement for that spontaneous joke was so contagious, I just had to share it with you. That and it is as funny as hell. Once again proving why he is the best game show host on television.
Steve Harvey put the Family Feud contestants in an awkward position when he asked them, “Name something about Steve Harvey that makes his wife one lucky woman?” Anthony manned up and said, “He’s a great dresser, he’s handsome.” Was that answer on the board? It was but as “panty-droppin’ hot.”
You know someone at the syndicated game show got a big raise for describing him that way. At least they should have.
Why would you say the game show host’s wife is one lucky woman? I say it is because of his quick sense of humor.
Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name something that a camel has that a person could also have?” Well of the 100 people that the game show asked, 7 of them said toe. Yet not one of the 10 contestants guessed that answer. How? It is the most obvious one. Right?
Judging by their reaction, it is obvious why none of them got it. Their shock and horror is only matched by Harvey’s excitement. Which I guess makes it all that much better that none of them guessed it.
And talking about exciting, Family Feud is back with a whole new season on September 14th. So mark your calendars now because you never know what is going to happen on this game show. You just know it is going to be good.
