Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Fill in the blank, anyone can kiss you on the cheek, but only your lover can kiss you on the what?” Stan looked hesitant as he was about to give his answer, but proudly said, “Junk, Steve!” The host and Stan’s wife put their heads down in shame, but I think it was a great answer. Sadly though, we were the only two who felt that way. Which is kind of a little weird because 11 people said it was OK for your lover to kiss your “pooper”. I don’t know about you, but I prefer the junk. Although, I wouldn’t call what I do down there kissing, would you?
Back on 1993, Lorena Bobbitt made national headlines when she cut off her husband’s penis and threw it out the window of her car. For years after the incident, she talked about it but she has mostly been silent in recent years.
That all changed today when Steve Harvey had her on his show. As soon as he mentioned what she did, he cringed. Then as they discussed why she says she did it and recollects the moment it happened, Harvey animatedly asks her questions about it. He asks her as any man would when he heard what she did, protecting what she cut off like someone cutting the end off of a carrot when they are in rush.
But then when the brilliantly executed jokes were over, he got serious with her. Bobbitt has claimed that he abused her and that is what led her to doing what she did. That is when the host said that no one should be abused. Which I think we can all agree with.
Harvey mixed the perfect amount of comedy with seriousness and because of that I think his manhood is safe…for now!
Steve Harvey asked the Family Feud contestants, “When you were a baby you loved your pacifier, what do you love sucking on now?” The first contestant buzzed and guessed Popsicle. It was the third answer on the board and there were two answers on the board that scored higher. Now it was Charles turn and without hesitation he said, “Nipple!” All his family could do was laugh, as the Pastor, yes Pastor, begged, “Oh Jesus, help me!” Jesus helped him out because “Handful o’ Hooters” was #2 on the board.
I feel for Pastor Charles because he is going to have very interesting sermon on Sunday after his flock watches this episode. But in his defense there is nothing wrong with a husband enjoying his wife’s nipple. There is nothing in the bible that says it is a sin! So he has nothing to be embarrassed about. When it comes to his three kids, they can totally be embarrassed because no matter how old you are; you never want to hear about your parents sex life and especially on national television.
Steve Harvey likes to get to know the contestants on Family Feud and sometimes he regrets that decision. For example, when he went over to the Henrys to get know them, he learned more about them than he wanted to know.
First, he said hi to the head of the family Waltrece and then he went over to her family member Terree, who claims to be the family angel with halo and all. Waltrece doesn’t agree, so she told the host that there are horns under Terree’s weave. Terree responded by saying, “She’s lying because up under this weave…” As she was saying that, she took off her weave to reveal there were no horns.
What could Steve do after that, but walk away and try to top that. Which you can’t.
When it comes to Terree’s weave, I think she looked so much better without it. And yes her halo was still shining because only a true angel can get away with that.
Family Feud asked another question that garnered a below the belt answer. They asked, “Besides the top of your head, name something else you comb the hair on?” The Lovett Family got together and guessed, “Your private parts?”
Steve Harvey then walked up to the youngest member of the family and asked Nkosi if he tried it. When the teen said no, the host explained to him why he should never do it. Harvey said, “You do it one time, you won’t do it again.” Then he added, “If you do it once, you will never ever ever try that again. Cause if there is one snarl, one tangled blade of hair, and you pull it, I swear to Gd, you’ll want to die.” As he described it to the kid, you can just imagine the pain he went through when he brushed it. Even though you don’t mean to laugh, it is hard not to because you can see the humor in the situation. Or maybe it is me because I love to laugh at pain.
Now when it comes to the answer, somehow it was not on the board. I guess not enough people are as brave as Harvey. Either that or who has hair left to comb down there these days?
